Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 514

Don't go. Easy.

 

Wrong.

 

Go for free food and leave unnoticed?

 

@oldjersey can stay but only if he tells us bout the sex cult

 

it issss. Minus the beer tho (don't like beer. alcohol's also not allowed bc it's a state park but mostly the not liking it thing)
buttt, with blunts/joints. Which I'm excited for. I love smoking in nature and last time I went I was with people who don't smoke.
I'll deff be posting it all over insta/snapchat, I think it's one of the most beautiful places in florida

 

wait @oldjersey has a sex cult!? I've been trying to start one all this time and you already have one!?

 

HI Dan

 

wait a second

D y l A N

is dyl a dan in disguise? 48 hours investigates

 

did you just go to the wrong club Dan?

I've been to the Keys

 

So I delivered food to this guy and he was getting ready for a conference for 'gratitude training' he was very good at getting me interested and was talking about all sorts of deep stuff, I won't lie I was slightly intrigued, but had a feeling there was some kinda financial deal about doing it so I googled it and found this.

Man Claims Self-Help Group He Joined Is Actually a Sex Cult

 

'Group stroking'

 

holy shit

Robbins claims Gratitude Training knowingly enrolled people with histories of sexual misconduct and that he witnessed those members participating in sexualized rites, “which include group stroking and massaging, lifting members in the air by their buttocks; and skits in which male members wear diapers.”

 

is this a sex thing?

 

isn't this just Turning Point USA?

 

what is that

 

I was gonna go to the first seminar and sniff it out but nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

ok I looked it up

probably close

 

He tipped me 10 bucks i was grateful for that

 

"conservative" group that wore diapers to. ... own the libtards I guess?

 

sniff out the sex cult, Dan you dirty dog you

 

Do they have group stroking sessions?

 

it's ben shapiro's group so definitely ego stroking sessions.

 

At work at this guy is playing country music and the song was about comparing a teacher and a hooker and I’m just like.....?????????

 

hi friends i miss you all dearly. i can only keep up with the small threads nowadays because i am spending every free minute applying for jobs on dat company dime. my boss is out from tomorrow through Tuesday and you'll see more of me. fuck you dan.

this is a bummer, tbh. it's two days before the thing i paid $150 for solely to see them? i'm not made of expendable income and that was not a n easy weekend to swing and plan. now all my friends that didn't wanna do Gov Ball are gonna see them before me and without me for a quarter of the price. feel a little screwed.