Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 513

Today has been top tier quA1ity

 

agreed

 

nice

 

Let's KEEP POSTING people!!!

 

I have been summoned!

 

WHILE YOU CAN

 

fuck i forgot about that

 

I need one of those chili bonsai plants. they're beautiful.

 

I’m not about to catch up on it so I’ll take your word.

 

Welcome to hell, there is no escape

 

@Dan O'Neill ignore dylan, he's the resident goofball. He really wants all of us to move in with him in Denver. You in?

 

amazing.

 

cool! now we're just waiting on your friends to show up so we can get started with the annual convention of the Dans. one of them is already here. his name is Dan but you may know him as @oldjersey. anyway, have a seat, grab some refreshments, mingle, and we should be underway shortly

 

@Dan O'Neill let’s say, hypothetically of course, you were at a work conference out of state in Norfolk, VA. Let’s say, again hypothetically, there was a networking social on a Monday night that you felt slightly obligated to go to because there was free food at 7:00 PM. You are alone at the conference. You have extreme social anxiety and a general disdain for everyone. What do you do?

 

Skipping etiquette questions and going straight to this?

 

It’s an etiquette question.

 

are you already dressed up specifically for this occasion or are we not at that point yet

 

Dan come meet your new friend

 

i fear that madonna mouse man got him

 

Im letting @Dan O'Neill navigate the area of their outfit organically to see if its even a topic of consideration for them or not. That says a lot about a person

 

The bonds shared by Dans is nearly unbreakable

 

I bet they don’t give a dan about anyone elses’ opinion

 

there can only be one Dan at a time I think

it's like a universal law or something

 

@oldjersey this new dan has only posted once and we’re all in agreement that we like this new dan better than you so you are being asked politely but firmly to leave.