Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 496

Jajajajajajajajahahahahajajahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

I prefer the term internet acquaintances but friends is more readily accepted by the rest of society

 

Dylan....

You. Are. Me.

 

Don’t idolize me Matthew.




Now to have Postmates bring me taco bell and play video games in my nice outfit the rest of the night

 

Oh right I'm your friend
Deep sigh

 

Nice outfit? Dude. You live alone. Join that bathrobe life.

 

Oh right. You’re traveling for work. Pack the bathrobe buddy. Bring the comfort.

 

Okay you arent quite me cause fuck Postmates. But you're getting there. Youve chosen a good role model

 

Don’t health shame me

 

Spinach was there for me when romaine lettuce wasn't, respect to spinach

 

What the hell is wrong with having your food delivered????

 

Why am I laughing so hard at this

 

Shame!! Romaine!! Plantains!

 

They dont tip tipped workers.

 

Do you want her to get E Coli

I asked the wrong person

 

I bet you thought that was really damn funny, didn’t you??? I have news for you...

 

My favorite Hellogoodbye album

 

Are you kidding me I just wanted to buy my spinach in peace

 

Nice car @ChaseTx

 

holy shit

 

Thank you. I was quite proud of this one.

 

As you should be

 

Dude I wish you would have suggested this before I left. This sounds amazing

 

I’ll give you this one

 

It was