Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 378

Yeahhhh...pretty sure they're actually ******* together.

 

Bruh Jesus fucks

 

"you guys ever heard of a man named Jesus? well, I think he's pretty cool."

 

oh no the news is on in this pizza place and i heard the yanny or laurel thing

 

Oh, that was praying together, not fucking. I could see the confusion though.

 

Jesus is on my fantasy fantasy football team

 

It would be funny if they did it at like a Foo Fighters show

 

Jesus is the 12th man on any given football team.

 

"this song is called 'Monkey Knife Fight' and it's about the time I locked my keys in the car one day at church. I got em out with a wire hanger though. God is good."

 

I know hungry howies. GOAT pizza

 

this totally sounds like an intro the praise and worship band at my dads church would come up with

 

i burned my mouth on the pizza

 

Hungry howies has anti tongue burning properties baked into their crust, cheese and sauce. This would've never happened.

 

I knew you'd know this.

 

yes but my pizza is from a real place and not a fictional restaurant

 

howie know that tho

 

I don't understand why you guys don't trust the logo. It's a jovial lad who is clearly smiling after taking his first bite of the delicious pie they now create for all of us.

 

We don't distrust the logo you made

 

Damn how tf did I miss 10 fucking pages?!?!? Patiently waiting on weed and Pizza Hut...tonight is gonna be okay.

 

Well, you definitely should've been here. You'd know not to get pizza fuckin' hut.

 

Why not?

 

Pizza Hut is fine

don't listen to him