Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 371

fuck I thought you were old jersey for a minute

 

YIKES

 

you could probably make some good money on the side filling a very specific niche with dick feet

 

Holy fuck I thought @angrycandy was @oldjersey

Fucking brilliant

 

metal, shit, make it 10x a year to avoid spiders

 

no toes. just the dicks

also, thanks for that horrifying image

 

NIIIICCEEEEE

 

ya done goofed larry

 

wat

 

foot dicks killed the thread RIP FML

 

LOL G2G

 

Marry, Bang, Kill:

Sylvester Stallone from The Expendables
Sylvester Stallone from The Expendables 2
Sylvester Stallone from The Expendables 3

 

would you rather eat nothing but Long John Silver's for a year or deal meth for three months

 

deal meth for four months

 

One of those 2 definitely (Al Biernats and Bobs). Theres another called Nick and Sams and Im not sure if the Dallas location is the only one or not. Those 3 seem to be the best critically and in my circles, though there are many others that get a bunch of buzz.

 

fuck it, I'll eat nothing but meth for three months to avoid Long Johns

 

I like how Long John Silver's doesn't even specify the fish they serve hahaha

 

Gun to your head, pick one.

 

looks like i'm the new jesse pinkman

 

that's certainly what keeps my anger and hatred fresh every day

Responding this positively to their car being broken into is the most @Mr. Serotonin thing I've ever seen

ughhh I've been literally doing this all morning!!! I feel you.

No one should be upset they're a hufflepuff!!! (says the hufflepuff)

I have this problem too, being very evenly divided. Most quizzes I've ever taken were pretty evenly split for me. However, sorting hats take your preference into consideration so I stand by being a Hufflepuff.

lowkey crying that my legacy on the internet is goat yoga enthusiast
also how freaking CUUUUTE! the one I went to had way smaller goats though lol

WHAT
literally why don't things like this happen here? I could profit.

my new comeback when someone tries to fatshame me

this is one thing that drives me nuts about job interviews. I have failed quizzes before and it's like...just tell me how you want to react in that situation and that's what I'll do??

 

thank you

 

so glad our shitposts are going to remain net neutral

 

how many Reebok shirts do you own?

I own one

 

Ask me again before you come!

Lol

Ill also suggest you a Tex Mex, wild game, BBQ, taqueria, and (maybe) S American joint each