H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 879

CUPS

 

Holy fuck our city is having it’s Christmas parade in town and some MAGA bro’s brought their guns in protest of.....something to do with the mayor I think anyways whole cities on lockdown

 

its ok he deserves a double scolding

 

true

 

You shut the fuck up. Don’t you have a field to plow or something?

 

this seems like a good origin story for you to be a furry vigilante

 

you can’t just ask if I’m about to plow

 

Derek my life is on the line and ur making furry jokes are kidding me

ur right though it’s my time to yiff justice back into this god forsaken town

 

sorry ken ily be safe uwu

 

Okay I can’t argue with this one actually

 

equally worried about the walking around with guns to own the libs and the fact that your town thinks a 9 or 10 am on a Saturday Christmas parade isn't insane

stay safe

 

@dylan did take me to the “cinema” and he pulled something doing squats at the gym earlier this week so I had to help him walk from the car to movies. Love dating a literal old man. I felt like a classic “help an old man across the street” situation.

 

we started with a group of 5 people going to the pool hall with us and it ended up being like 12 coworkers there and even a supervisor came through and there was so much beer bought but I knew my limit.

 

tired of brunch being overrated

 

theres a war on christmas didnt you hear

 

you don't have to do brunch and wait half an hour to pay $15 for eggs stay strong we will prevail

 

Bout ta fuck up a delicious breakfast samwich

 

keep that to yourself murph

 

Since I don't think we are doing Xmas gifts on here this is the gift I was talking about @Mr. Serotonin

 

can’t believe you like that Michael bay movie lol

 

Take control and blow HIS back out queen. Rearrange HIS guts

 

lmfao