H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 830

I bet I know

 

message us it

 

careful

 

just tell us in a group message

 

Since I’m only in the office two days a week I get to procrastinate doing my work from home terribly. I have one thing I could be working on but I’d rather talk about television.

 

oh i bet you you don't

but then how will i get my precious likes?

 

I just hope it's not someone I like

 

i don't know what you are talking about

 

oh

 

Put it in spoiler tags then you can't get in trouble

 

i'm a genius i swear

 

tag it something like THE BABY YODA SHOW SPOILERS and no one will look at it

 

can confirm David is the best agent on this site

 

I'm watching OG Dragon Ball and the number of horny fucks trying to bang a 15 year old Bulma is weird af.

 

expect a post in the next half hour

 

Agreed. I PMed him hours ago

 

We Sat Down With Rivers Cuomo Because All the Other Seats in the Cafeteria Were Taken

 

Since the release of their critically acclaimed debut album, Weezer has long-stood as one of the most influential alternative rock bands from 1994 to 1996 and for like a minute in 2001. We met up with frontman Rivers Cuomo and heard all about the band’s upcoming projects and evolving sound. Not because we scheduled an interview with him, but because there were no other available seats in the cafeteria we both happened to be eating at.


Here’s the conversation we were forced to have with Rivers Cuomo because literally every other seat was taken and we accidentally made eye contact so it would have been weird if we left:


Hard Times: Hey, is anyone sitting here?

Rivers Cuomo: You are! It’s great to meet you guys, thanks so much for having me.

HT: Uh… no problem.

RC: I’m sorry it’s just me today. I called Brian, Scott, and Pat to see if they were free to join, but none of them answered. I thought maybe their phones were dead, but I just saw on Brian’s Instagram story that they’re all at Six Flags right now.

HT: Oh… sorry, man.

RC: Yeah, I get pretty bad motion sickness but it would have been nice to be invited, at least. But enough about me, you’re probably wondering what’s next for Weezer!

HT: Um, sure. Why not? What’s, uh… going on with you guys?

RC: Well, we’re working on a new sound for our next record. I can’t tell you very much but it’s kind of like Yo Gabba Gabba meets The Cure under a highway overpass in the dead of night and they team up to kill God.

HT: Damn that’s… that’s great.

RC: You okay? You keep dipping the same fry in ketchup over and over.

HT: Yeah we just have to use the bathroom real quick.

Thankfully, I was able to pull the fire alarm at this point because I didn’t want to hurt Rivers Cuomo’s feelings. Though, looking back, this was arguably one of the more informative interviews we’ve done. He’s super weird though, I’m still glad I bounced.

 

I also hate Friends but that's a conversation for another day

 

get your F's in the chat ready for @aliens exist

 

how could anyone have faith in the Cowboys at this point?

 

I like certain characters but not the show itself

 

The cowboys were formed as a franchise in 1960.