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I'm so excited for the album

 

May the 4th be with you

Sorry

 

i went to a nightclub in AC once and it was the worst experience and i couldnt even find a corner to stand in because the place was shaped like a damn circle i went to the bar and ordered a vodka tonic and she told me it was $16 and i walked away

 

Someone help me order

Menus | Riksha

 

I don't go to straight clubs it's like my worst nightmare

 

Pork scallion pancake

 

The one time I went to a club was Rick's in East Lansing during college


I was already drunk when my friend forced me there. I went to the bathroom, and saw an old high school friend doing coke, he offered me a line, I kindly declined and then I went to McDonald's and walked home like 5 miles

I also thought I lost my ID and credit card before going to this club. Went back to the previous bar, turns out it was in my pocket the whole time

I also apparently punched a brick wall? It was a long night

 

scratch that it was a tree not a wall

 

my name is extremely joke/nickname-able

 

also @Joe4th what's ur avi?

 

I went to a club once and my friend drove and then popped molly so I danced for a little bit (badly cuz I didn't know how to dance for dubstep) and then sat in the corner and sulked cuz I wanted to go home

Didn't get home till like 7am I was so mad

 

new Brian Fallon album

I love the single from it a whole lot already

 

goddamn I want all of this

Paratha with korean pork, crispy onions, fried egg, kimchi, pickled daikon and carrots, chilis, coconut guac (???), ginger scallion bliss

Get a mango smoothie too.

 

DAMN.

I felt the same way about coconut guac hahah

 

I did dance before I left too, but saw my friend laughing and thought they were laughing at me so that added to me leaving

turns out he was laughing at the person dancing on a table and almost falling

 

I got too drunk at the gay club once, my friend took me to mcdonalds and I walked in sulking and dragging my bag across the floor and she asked what I wanted and I said very sadly, mchicken nuggets.........and french..... fries and apparently it was the most pathetic thing she had ever seen

 

I ordered like $15 worth of food that night at McDonalds. Cops came into their immediately as I was leaving and of course me being hammered thought they were going to arrest me. I refused to make eye contact and have never walked so fast in my life

 

I bought a homeless guy a happy meal at a Mcdonalds after heavily drinking. Woke up at my dads without my car and a bunch of shitty dirt we*d in my pocket. I threw it in to the yard.

 

I'm going to this club in two days.

 

that was like the one time I went out in college. I hated people and the people my roommate hung out with so I'd always just pregame with him and then stay home drunk by myself playing games or watching hockey

 

The music doesn't even slap probably

 

this a hobo johnson song or something?

 

Maybe. Poetry just kinda pours out of me.