Godzilla Vs Kong (March 31, 2021) Movie • Page 53

King Kong was the first incel so no way he's packing

 

Also Godzilla is not just a large iguana he is a godzilla

 

so one of those double city buses you think? with the accordion connector in the middle? something like that?

 

hey everyone what are we doing in here

 

im just trying to figure out what i should be imagining

 

Well today I’ve asked AI how big a Godzilla dick is, looked up the average iguana size and found this tweet

 

Today's being a great day.

 

im satisfied with our work today

 

Godzilla x Kong is such a funny way to title it like it's a rap collab

 

Calling it now, the 'empire' will be a group of far more aggressive and ancient Kongs who are starting to become interested in the surface world. Our Kong will be seen as a traitor as he goes against them and sides with Godzilla and other surface monsters.

Perhaps Kong's parents were on Skull Island in exile.

 

Good work thread.

 

happy to see this thread is back on its bullshit. beautiful.

 

Wait, did I do my math wrong? Cause I think Kongs dick is way bigger than 6 in.

If average gorilla dick is 1.25", and average gorilla height is 61", you divide 61/1.25 = 48.8% (ratio of height to dick size).

Can confirm cause it you take the dick size of 1.25" and multiply it by 48.8 dicks, you get 61".

Now, Kong is 104 ft, or 1248". So 1248" divided by the ratio is 25.49".

25.49 (Kong dick size) x 48.8 (ratio) = 1248 (Kong height).

So Kong's dick is 25", not 6".

 

folks gather 'round we're back at it

 

I keep asking myself why I'm still following this thread, but then I continue to keep coming back. It's like a drug.

 

*reads along while eating popcorn*

 

Watch the Empire State Building

 

Some plot details for The New Empire. Taken from a recent test screening.

Kong is lonely in the Hollow Earth and looking for others while Godzilla continues to fight titans on the surface. Humans have come to recognize Godzilla as a protector of the natural world and his awakenings are provoked by mankind tampering with nature.

While Kong is exploring the Hollow Earth he accidentally lets a group of apes out of a prison. The group is led by a red orangutan called Scar King. Scar King’s secret weapon is his ability to take control of Shima, the first Titan. Shima has many crystals on its body and can freeze the surface world. Is it mentioned that Shima was responsible for the most recent Ice Age. Scar King’s escape somehow connects to Jia and she is able to receive visions of what Scar King wants to achieve. The human scenes have improved a lot and some of the best moments of the film are scenes that are focused on Jia and Dr. Ilene.

Scar King used to protect the surface world but became power hungry and aligned with Shima. Scar King and his rebellious group were eventually locked away by earlier members of the Godzilla species.

Now that he has been freed, he wants to continue his conquering while also getting revenge on Godzilla.

 

If that's true, kinda bummed that there's no familiar Titans being introduced, but fuck it, let's go.

 

I mean, Shima sounds reminiscent of/would line up with the rumor of SpaceGodzilla? Who knows, though.

 

All of that sounds rad

 

https://forum.chorus.fm/threads/godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire-adam-wingard-march-15-2024.64804/