General Politics Discussion (X) [ARCHIVED] • Page 1347

It was this (in a few seconds you'll see why; it'll cut to the right moment):

 

Anyone complaining about dating apps on here obviously hasn't tried Farmers Only yet.

 

Against my better judgment, I need more information.

People not using proper farming methods?

Finding only dabblers and not real hardcore farming enthusiasts?

Wait... gasp... surely not... hunters posing as fake farmers?

 

It does have the best tagline: You’re never lonely with Farmers Only.

 

Which one of you tried that weird conservatives only one? Be honest.

 

I’m a Protestant mainlining Jdate

 

Kurt Angle the goat promo guy also no lies detected

 

I know that’s old and not serious or important but it’s still more relevant to politics than all of our dating habits

 

I will not reveal my dating habits but I wouldn’t call them unpolitical.

 

Sorry, it means uh…erection warning as a metaphor for excitement.

 

So it does mean "Ewww."

 

I only know Farmers Only from the commercials, but I have interacted in actual real life with someone who had used a dating app for finding people in the military, police, firefighters, etc. I swear it was called "Uniform Finder" but I cannot find any record of it now. This would have been a little over a decade ago, and there's a solid chance I am messing the name up in my head with a site I used to buy scrubs or something...

 

There should be a teachers one that’s only active from Memorial Day through Labor Day

 

This is what I get for getting too silly with the vape pen and thinking I’m being more funny and endearing than I actually was.

 

But for real tho, Hinge is much better than I thought it would be.

 

So there is a conspiracy going on about Obama's personal chef drowning off Martha's Vineyard? Guess that was talked about on Rogan. New conspiracy to add to the bingo board.

 

Ooooh yeah it’s a good one

 

Obama probably did kill his chef

 

No I don’t think he has access to the drones anymore