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It’s funny that billionaires die doing the shit I only ever wanted to do when I was like five years old.

 

billionaires are just living their childhood fantasies, they're gonna rent out a whole ass chuck e cheese next

 

asphyxiate in the ball pit

 

choke on your caviar watching shrek on the world’s largest screen

 

I’m too risk averse to do shit like that I think but ngl, if I were a billionaire, I’d probably do all the shit I wanted to do when I was 5 too haha. But for me it’d be more like “learn how to be a zookeeper and work with animals” or “own a beach house” or “own 100 dogs on a farm” or some shit lol

I could maybe see myself trying out a stock car though. I’d probably be too much of a wuss to even push it to 100 though

 

the only big thing I would do if I were a billionaire is buy a house and a ton of goats and go on vacation sometimes

 

Plus you could get Gordon Ramsey to cook you dinner of course you'd want to jump into a volcano

 

Cool

 

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2575-Weeks-Hill-Rd-Stowe-VT-05672/227731501_zpid/

If I was a billionaire you'll find me here (when I'm not out traveling the world)

 

Liked this post because I too am a big fan of goats.

 

I'd give my favorite posters on this site a million dollars each

 

gonna be honest id probably be one of the billionaires that got killed doing something dumb

 

I'd rather live in like a walkable city block in Vieux Lyon

Why do I need so much land and space and seclusion. Give me neighbors and bakeries and shit

 

same. I’d probably make it to 90 years old and then fly into a black hole just to see what happens

 

Dennis no

 

Oh yeah I’d tell Jason like hey what do you need to fund this site for the next decade or whatever haha