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He's gonna put the medal around a cardboard cutout of Elvis, isn't he?

 

One of the worst songs I've ever heard.

 

there's transcripts of Kobe's interrogation over this back in the day and uh....they make it very obvious that he did it

 

Lol incredible

 

I just finished getting my car inspected /registered and picking up little Caesars right now.

 

Haha he said "greatest employment nuvers ever.

 

His hair is getting weirder every day.

 

Yep, he essentially admitted it in his apology/settlement too, making all of this even grosser.

 

It's because he used a crayon, isn't it?

 

Dude

 

I had no idea who Eddie Scarry was until the Ocasio Cortez picture thing...I love how he deleted his tweet because it was “taken out of context”. Like nah, that was the exact context you wanted your tweet to have — you’re just mad you got called out on your bullshit.

 

The name Eddie Scarry was one of the rejected character names when writing the David S. Pumpkins sketch.

 

Eddie Scarry.... Richard's brother?

 

Telling a widow, in public, he likes that her late husband had sex with her a lot.

Today is truly the day that he became the president.

 

Ike Barinholtz is the best.

 

Replace Jared's face with Scalia's head and you will have the worst meme ever.

 

Missed this joke by 22 minutes.

 

Don't feel bad. I feel like @Jake Gyllenhaal beats me to so many jokes I would have otherwise made all the damn time.

 

He's a bot that posts relevant simpsons gifs.

 

Don't you talk about Donnie Darko like that. Man is a national treasure of Hollywood, Chorus, and all of our hearts.

@Jake Gyllenhaal keep on keepin' on.