General Forum Chat Thread (III) • Page 201

@Kiana there's still hope for you

 

I told myself I was going to do all these different things on my day off and I only did one of them. I SUCK.

 

OH MY GOD. I thirst after him all day every day and he always posts pics of delish foods but is so in shape and I'm like hoooow Antoni hoooow are u so magical and now this is just destiny.

 

that coca cola tho

i approve

 

I love her so much I can't handle it and her aesthetic this era if we can even call it an era is so pretty and natural even tho she got some work done but she is probably just showing the unrealistic beauty standards set for women to look "natural" but unrealistically beautiful at the same time what kind of feminist qween. Simone de Beauvoir who?? her artpop can mean anything! Also she sings loud enough to block out James which is nice cause he sings over his guests all the time also her stuttering over jt and Brit was everything also James doesn't even know the words like EDUCATE YOURSELF

 

Melissa McCarthy also confirmed to be the GOAT

 

I was walking back from my guitar lessons and a man carrying legit one of those sticks with a bag on the top came out of the bar and asked me if I knew how to play my guitar. Then he said if I make a band I should call it "Lets Make a Circle." Then he kept rambling about some nonsense and asked if I was italian which is a pet peeve of mine!! And he told me that once I can play without looking at my fingers for the chords that I'd master it. Then he told me I'd be a rockstar and ROLLED AWAY ON A SKATEBOARD LIKE SOME SORT OF DRUNK CREEPY MYSTIC MAN!!

Also as we were walking a guy was sitting on the curb and I gave him the "pls help me a drunk man is following me" eyes and HE DIDN'T EVEN HELP

 

I was working today and I managed to make a bellpepper fall out of a box and hit me in the eye.

This wasn't the best day.

 

I just remembered that this weekend is the big rodeo here in town and this is gonna stink.

Boooo.

 

Hahahaha

 

I love Stacy London so much I'm forever bitter I'm not her.

 

OH MY GOD. These people are arguing over yogurt and oatmeal textures and whether a certain oatmeal technique results in soggy oatmeal I can nawt. They were put on this earth to test me.

 

Were they named Dylan?

 

Good question. I do not know. Will investigate further if i get bored enough

 

THATS MY EMOJI!!!!!

 

@ me ian so I can respond when you talk about me. i don't ever come in here.

 

FIGHT ME!

 

Yet here u are!

 

What's the proper yogurt consistency

 

I've had to pee for hours and also I haven't eaten today and I'm starving but I'm a ridiculous person and don't know how to get to the cafeteria from here and I don't wanna ask or look stupid and that's stopping me from fulfilling basic needs of existence

 

slightly less viscous than pudding

 

i will throw the fuck down for my emojis don't try me

 

Found footage of you throwing down

 

I found my way there fine and then got lost on my way back and walked in a lot of circles like a dumb person. Both ways I called someone on the phone specifically just to make it look like I was pacing while on the phone and not lost. Because that's easier than asking for directions.

 

You're quite unusual...