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I shed waaay too much hair. I was in bed this morning and got so grossed out by all my strands of hair when I just washed my bedding. I think I'm gonna clean the house today.

 

Oh my god

 

Hahahahaha oh my god

 

Someone somehow got into my account and used it to buy car parts, and my jacket with my phone and keys inside is either stuck in a club's cloakroom until they let me get it or stolen. Not my best few days.

 

I vacuum every 2-3 days and I can still run my hand in a circle on the carpet and pull up a huge hairball. It's disgusting. Plus having dark hair you can see it everywhere.

 

I cleaned off my desk today. It still isn't clean, but it's no longer at hoarder status. I found a dollar, too.

It just dawned on me why I don't have a Twitter. This is the stupid bullshit I'd post on it. #stupidbullshit

 

Mods please move to weird twiter thread

 

I have wood floors and when I start sliding on them as I walk I know there's a lot of hair which is pretty icky

 

I have realized that part of the reason i don't tweet more is that I post the things most people would tweet in this thread

 

its the Twitter thread, really

 

I tried being witty and wrote snarky fake slogans for cheap beer on Twitter last night but I grew bored of it after a handful of them.

 

Twitter is the reason for 50% of the first dates I've ever had

All because of that one damn tweet

 

Need some of our resident Twitter experts to give a webinar

 

I don't know how anyone gets dates off of social networking outside dating sites

 

It turns out that if you make a joke about girls not liking you it occasionally makes a girl like you

I don't recommend it though cuz none of the dates were followed up, they all felt very awkward on both ends haha

 

I also shed hair like crazy. Thankfully it's lighter so you can't see it as much. But one time, it nearly broke my boyfriend's vaccuum. The brush thing wouldn't spin anymore because too much hair got caught on it.

 

Someone needs to remind ariana grande she's a wealthy white woman. Hood love?? Really sis...really? I'm too lazy to post a side eye gif so just imagine there's one here

 

Here you go!

 

Maybe that's one of the bad decisions in question

 

where's @Henry at?

we must memorialize him.

 

What I thought today's plans were going to be: reading.

What I've been doing for five hours: putting up lattice on the porch and other yard work. And suddenly there's always more.

 

nvr frgt

 

I read some comics and now I'm gonna watch Netflix while folding laundry.

Then hopefully go see my daughter but as usual her mom isn't answering texts so

 

I am going to get Thai food and walk on the beach and take naps all day it'll be cool

 

This Ali Wong Netflix Special.