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Grimes and Elon Musk are having a baby

 

we’re definitely living in a simulation

 

I will try to find it

Also I will be so happy if I was wrong about him lol

 

The only thing that sucks about living in a simulation is not being able to use that to my advantage to stop being anxious all the time. Code must be broken.

 

he can be a little pretentious sometimes if that’s what you mean

 

how was MCS last night bro? I have to wait til February and I think I’m actually gonna die

 

theres a whole sub reddit about how people named kevin are idiots

thats fine Ill just be over here crying to myself

 

I just remembered he sounded really ingenuine about whatever he was talking about. Believe me I'm gonna rewatch that one too and check mahself

 

70k likes should I make a thread?

 

Ok so I had 2:20 appointment at Planned Parenthood for routine testing. I know I’m gonna have to pee in a cup and there is not much worse than being required to pee and just awkwardly dribbling into a cup cause you don’t have to pee so I have been drinking water all god damn day. And every time I’ve had to pee I’ve drank a hydroflask’s worth of water to compensate. I pull up to PP and it’s starting to hit. With every step I feel like I’m gonna explode. But it’s around 2:05 and I figure I can hold it for 15-20 minutes more. But once I check in they tell me it’s gonna be an hour wait even if you have an appointment. Fuck this. I’m not gonna make it. So I leave the office and go to the restrooms but they are locked and I’m just like ok this appointment is not meant to be. So I leave the building thinking I could find a bush or some shit to pee in but there is nothing and a decent amount of people around. So I run to my car and piss in the only thing I’ve got....my hydroflask. I know I’m not gonna have to pee again within the next hour, but I do have this hydroflask. So now I’m back at PP waiting with a Hydroflask full of my pee that I will use when they give me the cup. Also, my roommate just happens to be here which is hilarious to me. Oh and I forgot my headphones but I guess I need y’all to entertain me

 

Haha I mean same I cleaned for what an hour and a half and went on my phone twice in that time hahah
But I’m done! It actually looks a lot better. I really really need to get better about staying on top of stuff. New year, new me!!! ;)

and I’m not going anywhere sadly hahah but I’m gross from cleaning and my ex is coming over so we can eat/smoke/finish season 2 of You!!

 

hmmm...yeah, I'd like to see what you're talking about. keep in mind those dudes do a shit-ton of press tho and he smokes an incredible amount of pot lol

 

So so so good. Sounded as good as they ever have.

 

you are very hydro homie compatible

 

Fly down here!

 

Imagine them doing dirty talk

Sorry

 

There were a couple times when I used to get pee tested for drugs and I didn't have to go and I would push really hard and some p**p would push out between my cheeks and it was the most awful thing ever because I would start peeing once that happened but it smelled so so so bad

 

Congrats on the abortion

 

“I just beat an intern with a baseball bat!”

 

Come to one of the shows this weekend instead.

 

Eh I am what you would call.....









Poor

plus I’m seeing them two nights of the three they are playing here lol

 

oh well since you asked and not @CarpetElf

then sure omw

 

@cobrakidjohn this coffee shop was playing frank ocean