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Colonel Custard is my favorite Clue character.

 

Custard is also good from Culver’s

 

Don't answer for him

 

Someone should make a site where guys upload a dick pic then they get randomly matched with another dick and everyone votes for the better dick

I'd get so addicted

 

That’s Colonel Mustard you absolute imbecile

 

i got a c*ck ring out of a vending machine at a strip club in Oneonta once before for like $2 just for the sake of seeing what it actually looked like


theres also a lot about the above sentence that i regret

 

The Wiggles are doing more for climate change than most politicians

 

I'm looking forward to it! I'm dating someone who lives there now and she's got some things lined up to do. If you're around feel free to come have a drink with us!

 

one man's trash is another man's *** right

 

Hopefully Jeff doesn't oversleep

 

lmao I used one of those a coupla times but I didn't really get the appeal. I was just like, how is this any better?

 

mind your business murph

 

cool a fellow tongue-arian

I cant do any cool tongue shapes, only am able to shove it up behind my nose

 

Panic at the disco song title!?

 

Yes please! I’ll feel like I’ve really made it once I meet someone solely from the thread.

 

ok trevor moore

 

I can touch mine to my nose but can't do any shapes haha

 

I’ll have to go back and check I’ll let you know

 

cobra starship actually

 

I could do such a burn here but ILY too much Jacob

 

Wow you should submit a pic of this to AbsoluteCock dot net

 

I can't wait to make you *** tonightttt