Food • Page 784

I'll drink chase's beer

 

ChaseTxMx

 

Eating food as a communal ritual is highly underrated.

 

I tried.

 

This makes me want to vomit.

 

yeah im a little uncertain about the cream cheese in the sausage but i still want to see what its about sometime lol

will u cook me 1???

 

I'm sorry, but no. You're on your own. The cream cheese in the sausage is what got me too.

 

I like how she puts grapes and berries on the plate like it's part of a healthy breakfast haha

 

its ok. i forgive you. you should know by now that i have no respect for my body

 

lol i thought the same thing.

also walmart and kraft clearly bought her out

 

your body, your choice.

 

She has other elite recipes like Lasagna soup and Funny Face Grilled Pizza.

 

oh man i missed those. better skip the breakfast burger lol

 

all brought to you by Kraft Cream Cheese, available at Wal-Mart.

 

This physically pains me.

 

@Ken take notes, this is exactly how we should not write our recipes, haha. This is like the prototypical food blog. Completely white bread, no real personality, robot phrases, stock white woman photo. I would not be surprised if she is a sentient mass of kraft singles.

I would probably enjoy the burger though because I am the worst.

 

kraft punk doesnt like your tone, @Justice Beaver

 

I assume Chester Cheeto is underneath that mask.

 

I miss cooking.

 

Come over and we can film some episodes to make a cooking show.

 

Let's hijack the food network test kitchens or something.

 

Cream cheese goes with everything you idiots

 

Not in an Italian hoagie or on a steak.

 

what about hotdogs

 

Someone has never been to Seattle.