Food • Page 729

Chiquita bananas are the best solely because they have Christmas themed stickers on the bananas and it's amazing.

 

Eat them when they're still a little green. That's how I roll.

 

Chiquita's on the wrong side of the War

 

I'll just stick with plantains

 

I'm going to be doing some work on a banana tree tomorrow, not sure exactly what but banana trees are kewl.

 

mushy is a texture, dear Ian.

 

And I have texture issues with food like a child

 

I do too sometimes.

 

Can we all agree that this is the most disgusting product available in our grocers' freezers ever?

 

lol


yeah I think so

 

Nope they're not good until they start to get spots

 

I'm a sucker for hot pocket shaped foods so I'd prob like that.

 

There are definitely worse things. In fact, I prefer those to the ones filled with corn syrup.

 

I never enjoyed toaster scrambles. One side always seemed to remain frozen no matter how long it was cooked.

 

No, we cannot.

No. We. CANNOT.

 

i've never subjected myself to a toaster scramble, but toaster strudels > pop tarts all damn day

 

Toaster scrambles are the only food I've thrown up from upon taking one bite.

This is 1000000% true.

 

I love Toaster Scrambles. I'm a sucker for garbage frozen food like that ha.

 

haha ken got fucking roasted

 

oh shit gif fight

 

I elevated my game.