Food • Page 523

If I were drafting food for the NFL and that was the scouting report I got back it'd be a #1 overall pick

 

Thank you, thank you. I'm pretty proud of this one.

 

I'm proud of you

 

All I've ever wanted was for you to be proud of me, da- I mean @dhayes

 

The line about laying in bed with meat grease and sadness hits so close to home

 

It hurts so good.

 

@Justice Beaver Thank you for that.

 

Okay. Beav needs to vlog

 

You're too kind. Thank you for reading.

 

VLOG

 

I want my own Food Network column.

 

I don't read often, but when I do, it more often than not involves meat.

 

NO
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Da Beaver Vlog

 

They have the meats

 

Someone needs to set me up a YouToober account and password.

 

@ChiliTacos get in here

 

Vlog Justice

 

Meat Justice. Like street justice but with meat.

 

Perf

 

The crossover appeal could make him millions

 

I'll never forget my roots in the Food thread when I have the most popular vlog.

 

It'll be hard not to forget since you'll be paying all our bills

 

Can @oldjersey and I get producer credits for the vlog we need to get paid too