Food • Page 320

I can definitely eat a medium Dominos pizza by myself

 

I once ate a large Little Cesar's pizza and a bag of hot wings by myself last summer.

I was ashamed but I feel like I could still do that since I could still eat a whole pizza.

 

I ate and entire Domino's pizza over the course of a day, like 5 slices for lunch and 5 for dinner or whatever, and still feel ashamed like 10 years later

 

That's how they're supposed to be eaten. Like half for dinner and the rest sporadically through the night

 

I just had to muscle down a decently unripe banana. That wasn't very fun.

 

For some reason the wife loves Panda Express more than any other restaurant and last night we went right before they closed because we are terrible people and the teenager at the counter clearly did not give a fuck and gave us whatever was left of the things we chose. Now I have Panda Express for days.

 

Did you get spicy mustard? That shit is the best!

 

I love different sauces so much. Pretty much the only reason I eat food. Vessels for the sauces.

 

Do you have like a drawer full of sauce packets and such so you can use them on other things?

 

As long as you get it to go, showing up at the last minute is fine.

 

I failed.

I would never eat at a restaurant that was about to close. I'm not an animal.

 

I always feel guilty like I don't want to keep the people waiting when it's almost closing time one last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer

 

I do! I ask for extra packets of sauce everywhere I go so I have a pretty nice collection.

Sitting down in a restaurant when it's close to closing time guarantees someone fucking with your food.

 

Taco Bell sauce packets are the weirdest. Like, there's such a small amount of sauce in each packet. I don't get it.

 

I don't ever go anywhere if they're closing in less than 30 minutes. I need to make a list of when places close.

I hoard sweet n sour sauce packets from safeway lol. They give a lot and I could drown everything in it

 

Perfect amount for one menu item imo, and they always offer them and aren't stingy like how every burger place is with their ketchup

 

Remember the movie Loser? Mena Suvari's character was broke and stole honey packets to eat lol

 

That's true. I didn't think about it like that. You can portion them easier that way.

My Taco Bell doesn't have the Salsa Verde anymore which makes me sad. And the new Diablo sauce isn't spicy and doesn't taste as good as Fire.

 

Adele, laughing at the suffering of the less fortunate.

 

I'M A MONSTER, remember?

 

Fire sauce is always the best. The limited time sauces are good to mix it up though

 

Noname tape is great

 

When I lived in Singapore McDonald's had a variation of this:



with less shitty flavors. They were amazing.