Food • Page 131

Squeezies

 

Can moderators ban themselves?

 

This made me laugh out loud lollll

 

I think the most common brand is called Flav-R-Ice. We just called them popsicles even though they are very inferior to popsicles

 

The slices in the corners of my mouth from Otter Pops were the battle scars of my youth.

 

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I have failed us all.

 

Yeah I always called them Freeze Pops since that's what the packaging labels them as

 

Flav-R-Ice is a nightmare to say

 

Welcome to the south

 

Otter pops but I'm not a huge fan

 

Flavorice is also acceptable.

 

I've never once in my life heard them called an otter pop, but I like it.

 

My wife bought off brand non Otter Pops thinking she was doing something nice for me and I legit felt bad when I opened the freezer and said "what the hell is this shit?" Lol

 

Googled otter pop and found this adorable picture

 

Aww that's cute

 

Strawberry Short Kook the GOAT

 

An otter pop sounds like you just pop one of these in the freezer and then just hold it as if the tail were a popsicle stick.

 

That thing looks mean. Like it would eat your soul on the way down to your stomach. Otters are supposed to be cute.

 

That otter doesn't look like it approves of that idea.

 

This being the food thread I just pictured eating an otter (even though vegetarian) and may have started to tear up.

 

They are smart they can put blocks together and shit.

 

They hold hands when they sleep too, so they don't drift apart from each other.

 

You weren't supposed to picture someone eating it, just licking it until it's gone.

 

There's a billboard for an aquarium around here that I drive by daily that says this and it always makes me feel better about life, because even though humans are shit, otters are cool.