Fast X (Louis Leterrier, May 19, 2023) • Page 12

The Big Picture’s Sean Fennessey really hated this. And while I don’t share his level of vitriol towards it, I think he makes a good point that there’s nothing exciting about this one. Momoa should be a thrilling villain, but despite all his destruction, he barely even leaves a scrape on any of the Family.

There’s no stakes or tension and while that could be excused in previous ones because they have ridiculous set pieces, there’s not much going on between the Rome ball sequence and Dom smashing helicopters together with his car. It’s two and a half hours of impenetrable people smashing into each other and that gets old.

 

Nah this fucking ruled. The dialogue boarders on parody even for a fast movie but Momao was so fucking great and I’m glad the action didn’t try and one up the last one. Also LOL at trying to find logic in anything in these after watching 10 of them. Just shut your brain off and enjoy.

 

love getting baked and watching these films because I’m an expert in cinema stuff

 

It's really hard to regularly bring people back from the dead and then expect anyone to believe that any of the characters are actually in danger. You can't pill off that trick after this many resurrections.

 

The earlier films did have logic to them.

 

Me trying to find the logic in Fast X when I don’t bother to do it in films like Jason X

 

The first 2 years and probably 3 yeah but it quickly goes down hill after that.

 

Experts don’t get high

 

It’s how I clear my mind

 

Sounds like you’re polluting it

 

Not if you have adhd

 

do you ever wanna pull these guys over so bad for drivin so fast and furious?

 

They don’t drive any differently than your average Florida driver

 

isnt the average florida driver a 71 year old trump voter

 

Did I stutter

 

ok once ok

 

for real

this ruled lol the beginning felt like a parody in the best way. So dumb and fun.

 

I love how the beginning was just the ending from 5 with a couple extra scenes. So stupid lol.

 

i love these movies but how the fuck is gisele alive

 

So Cena is def dead, right?

I’m sure everyone in the plane crash survived

 

So just found out the flight attendant on the plane is Paul walkers real life daughter. Also with how many threads/storylines they left open/ need explaining it makes sense why they are making 2 more and not just one imo

 

Almost definitely not.

 

I think cena might actually be dead but everyone else is still alive obviously

 

Schrodinger's Cena

 

I can't see them ever bringing back Elena or Vince but everyone else is immortal. The table for the barbeque at the end of Fast X: Part 3 is going to be huge.