Farmers’ A1manac • Page 74

Yeah no one even tagged the resident doctor
I guess we don’t need you now!!! @Mr. Serotonin

 

my mom can’t stand that we have to wear masks and so she tried to take her mask off in target and I got upset with her and she called me a rule follower.

it’s like no??? I just don’t want anything to happen to you

 

I don't think not doing illegal things makes you a rule follower, also sorry your mom is canceled

 

damn, i usually just take 3 200mg at a time

 

people really complain about wearing a mask for 40 minutes when I have to wear it for like 10 hours a day

 

The awkward moment you wake up unsure if you dreamt something or lived it last night but are too scared to ask

 

my mom asked me to go shopping with her and I didn’t want to be a bad son and say no and like she’s frustrating because of the mask thing and she is just shopping like normal and it’s like NO

you should know what you need and get out don’t spend a lot of time in there

 

yes and it's so freaky
and ooooooo what is your conscience trying to tell you?

 

sometimes people try and convince me I am being too paranoid but then I remember I should be even more careful about where I go

 

What a lovely day at the theater having an existential crisis because of the subject matter.

 

that was a short play

 

Something deeply shameful lmao

 

i had the same dilemma when i sleepwalked and peed into a trash can so ur in good company

 

I love buying legal weed from a storefront where there is no pretense of friendship lol

The last dealer I had was a chill dude but man sometimes you wanna get your shit and leave!

 

Audioslave still fucks.

 

i used to get from this couple and they'd make you hang out for like 45 minutes bc they were so paranoid
and then low key expect you to roll something up

 

Idk why i find this so damn funny

 

Huey Lewis playing at this store miss you @SlappinCups

 

Yeah it’s like 80 minutes.

 

Guy Fieri: Holy shit, I’m gonna cum.

 

it did not click that that was a crystal. i just kept staring and re-reading it and somehow it just didn't register that that was not chicken. it still doesn't.

 

Meat hand

 

Fun tip: you can cut some sautéed shallots to look like fingernails

 

Ooooo great idea