Farmers’ A1manac • Page 232

helo

 

Pour this down my gullet

 

is gullet another word for b hole

 

No gullet is thrussy as opposed to bussy

 

yes

 

Just took a nice nap while waiting for laundry and now I just want to go to bed 4ever

 

I need @Borat 2: Vengeance to log off forever after that post omg

 

I’m watching the Florida project and the mom reminds me of way too many people I know.

 

Well it just so happens that I need $10,000 dollars. Maybe we can work out a deal

 

Judging by your demands, and my bank account, I don’t think we can

 

Fair enough but for the record I will take instead $1000 and will log off forever

 

Okay i just went to look at my bank account and I’m -$15

because I paid back @K0ta $20 but Venmo took $34 out???? Is that normal! That’s never happened to me before. It says “consumer return item fee” and idk what that means

unless bc it waited to go through I was somehow negative when it tried so it charged me for that?! Idek what’s happening rn

 

Ok yeah it was an overdraft fee I guess. That sucks lmfao

 

I got five dollars, that’s close enough id say

 

For the record y’all this is why cash app is better bc it goes through immediately lmfao Venmo is sneaky :(

 

Not even close to worth it buddy

 

any of them as hot as she was

sorry

 

When I think about waking up early for the rest of my life I legitimately would rather die

 

Ew lol really
I’m gonna sound judgmental and classist but I guess she just looks identical (like literally thought I knew her at first) to so many people I know/ knew..just...white trash

like she’s pretty but it’s too busy being obscured by what a sketchy person she is and the bad decisions she’s making

 

I'm definitely too nice and like but she loved her kid haha

 

He’s been doing great on it, he’s regained the use of the right side of his body and he’s been slowly waking again.

 

I'll send the $20 back to ya if you need and if you call the bank they may waive it for you. I'm sorry that happened the holiday made all my bill payments hit today so I feel ya

 

I still have like half the movie left so that remains to be seen lol
Like I genuinely don’t know how much her character is an archetype in other places or if the writers just got the Florida part down so good.
And maybe I’m being unfair bc again not done and maybe I’m applying people I know IRL to her but part of what reminds me of her is the way she parents. Aka not at fucking all and pretending like they care about their kid when their actions make it clear they couldn’t care less

also so far she’s only smoked weed but also the type of person they are portraying her as pretty often has a drug addiction like meth or opioids so

 

I appreciate that but dont be silly, this doesn’t need to get MORE convoluted haha. And I do think they might be able to waive it if I call..I don’t know. It was weird bc it seemed like the fee came from DoorDash not my bank. But it could have just been my bank app being confusing lol

edit: I meant Venmo not my bank lol. Don’t know why I typed DoorDash