Drunk Thread v1 • Page 87

Not exactly proud of this, but I thought it was really funny. I blacked out at some point last night (or I should say brown out, because I do remember a lot) and I woke up today to a bag next to me; apparently I stopped at a bodega on my way home to buy an Arizona iced tea, funyuns, and potato chips. I don't even like potato chips enough to buy them, but I do love funyuns.

 

HELLO YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE

 

I hope to be in here later

 

I got disgustingly drunk at a grad party on Tuesday, we (allegedly) played Never Have I Ever and I was just drinking whether or not I had actually done the thing or not. Even though I thought I hydrated very well I was basically immobilized until 4 the next day. I'm proud of myself for not posting in here (or anywhere else on the internet) though

 

Sup

 

Been cutting back p good. Only have had one drink during the week, and this past week only had beer. Plus yesterday(a Friday mind you!) I only had four beers.

Granted I just had some glorious Tito’s, and bout to play Firewatch for the first time. Then I might fall asleep to Mad Max: Fury Road. Got a big promotion at work. Life is good.

 

I was most definitely sober last night

 

beer drunk is weird and dumb bc it's so fucking slooooooooow like Jesus Christ can I just be drink already goddamn

 

Homie...you drunk

 

that's ludicrous and I reject this baseless assertion also lmao yr post above is still soooo funny

 

Just saw 68 and no work tomorrow so time to hit the bar and make horrible decisions

 

@Dog with a Blog perhaps......you were correct

 

Asl

 

I got sick on Friday. This three day weekend has been ruined. I’m so mad lol

 

I probably embarrassed myself in more dm's and text chats than I care to admit

 

forgott this existed lol

 

it's kind of a weird thing bc we all have it together enough to post initially but I assume get too sloshed to keep posting lol

 

on my way!

 

Do any other country have a weatherspoons equivalent?

 

I usually get tipsy after two beers (I drink like once a month) but that didn’t happen tonight so what’d I do? I had four I am f u c k e d uppp

 

HI FRIENDS

 

I think you'll should set alarms on your phones when you think you'll be drunk. Either you'll post funny shit here or you'll be funny to your real life friends. You win either way really.

 

Yeesh. Including tips I spent like $60 on drinks last night

 

Went to a Dodger game on Fri, a brewery's anniversary celebration on Sat + played Sink the Soju drinking game at a KBBQ place afterwards, then I went to a wine festival on Sunday. Suffice to say I was inebriated for the majority of the weekend ha.

 

This thread reminded me that one time i got cut off at Applebee’s and racked up a 900 bar tab with 4 other dudes haha