"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 1478

ugh.

 

10/10. “Babe can you grab the fuck curtains?”

 

Depression sucks eh

I come home from work and hit the couch almost daily now. I rarely fall asleep because I'm exhausted, I fall asleep because I don't feel like doing anything else.

 

The hell is a condon?

 

Yo guy, my curtains are pissed you never called them back and made them pay for dinner.

 

It's basically an apartment that a person buys instead of renting it.

 

I'm in the Neglect Emotionally stage. I'll be back for them.

 

Ahh, like a yurt?

 

Take them to the drycleaners after you’re done next time. Did no one ever teach you it’s not polite to return curtains with jizz-stains?

 

Did any of you guys play this game as a kid? It's an online game where you're a tank and you have to built a base and destroy everyone else's tanks. We should all get it and play this online together! haha

 

I don't jizz, I jazz. It's way more romantic.

 

Either way, next time you get a curtain call don’t be romantic without cleaning up after yourself.

Curtain call joke, nailed it.

 

A "curtain call" is a sexual solicitation aimed at a specific street fabric, correct?

 

Right on the money.

I don’t even want you to explain “Jazz hands”

 

Hey make sure you check out the new Mimicking Birds record too!

 

Exactly!

 

What is this

 

Someone needs to mark this thread NSFW

 

Why? We **** everything...

 

Have we decided on a new name for the new Thread?

 

There have been about 1000000000 suggestions

 

Oh, let me tell you 'bout the sad man
Shut up and let me see your jazz hands
Remember when you were a madman
Thought you was Batman
And hit the party with a gas can

 

we're keeping it PG just like @sleepy would want.

 

Fish fuckin’ and curtain lovin’ discussion thread.