"Do You Listen to the Movielife?" - Chat Thread [ARCHIVED] • Page 1196

Never made it as a chef, man
I couldn't cut it as
A sous-chef either
Tired of living like a line cook
I'm sick of salt without
A taste of pepper

And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

 

Pickle Back

 

It's not like you to say "too salty"
I was waiting on a different seasoning
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you an egg worth breaking
And I've been wrong, I've been down
Been to the bottom of every bottle
These five words in my head
Scream "are we making flan yet?"

 

Almost every time I type Silver Side Up I almost type Sunny Side Up

 

It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love soup and I swear I still do
But it must have gone bad
And cooking with me must have damn near killed you

 

That was easier than I thought.

 

That's what Chad said when he wrote "Someday"

 

Somedayyyy
In the eyes of the passerby

 

@Kingjohn_654 3.13 likes per post

 

It's not like you, to cook curry.
I was waiting on some eggs and coffee
This time i want bacon
Start cookin' before my fist starts shakinnn

Nailed it.

 

How the hell did we wind up like this?
Why weren't we able
To see the spices we missed
And try to stir the batter
I wish you'd unclench your fists
And unpack the groceries
Lately there's been too much of this
But don't think it's too late

Nothing's wrong, just as long as
You know that someday I will
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make this recipe right
But not right now
I know you're wondering when
You're the only one who knows that
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make this recipe right
But not right now
I know you're wondering when

Well I'd hope that since we're here anyway
That we could end up filleting
Things we've always needed to sautee
So we could end up deglazing
Now the recipe's played out like this
Just like a terrible food blog
Let's rework with ingredients that fit
Instead of a Food Network horror

Nothing's wrong, just as long as
You know that someday I will
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make this recipe right
But not right now
I know you're wondering when
You're the only one who knows that
Someday, somehow
I'm gonna make this recipe right
But not right now
I know you're wondering when

How the hell did it wind up like this?
Why weren't we able
To see the spices we missed
And try to stir the batter
Now the recipe's played out like this
Just like a terrible food blog
Let's rework with ingredients that fit
Instead of a Food Network horror

 

Hate to break it to you, but . . .

Nickelback Is Officially the 11th Best-Selling Band In History

 

We were the kings and the queens of a promise
we were the victims of ourselves
maybe the children of a lesser god
between heaven and hell

 

No food references and probably not a Nickelback song?



Reported.

 

Look at this pho and wrap
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our fries get so bread
And what the hell is on Joey's plate

 

What human on earth didn't know this?

 

Fake news

 

Toad the Wet Sprocket...holy shit!

 

Think outside the bun

 

OH Christopher. How could you??????????

 

1. He uses a FOB gif (Love it)
2. You're lucky you introduced me to fly upright kite
3. I'll let it slide this one time.

 

Not my thang. Never really cared for that hipster "indie" pop-rock stuff.