DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 927

Ello

 

Currently mad I didn’t get pup tickets in the UK bc they picked someone to sing reservoir, yet here I am half 4 in the morning drunk and reciting it word for word.

 

Rob at the Pup concert

 

finally figured out who sings all those awful songs that make me want to rip my head off whenever I hear them and his name is Shawn Mendes

 

Apparently London wasn’t good and my friend said that at the Leeds concert that the person performing was drunk and didn’t know a single word, means I’m probably just as good as that scene tbh

 

the Thunder are terrible

 

Sports

 

cheerio

 

Ol chap

 

don't be such a wind-up merchant, ya plonker.

 

Hypothetical question time!

If you were in a relationship with someone and living together, but they worked nights so you never slept together (sleep slept not sex slept), would it bother you?

 

yeah

 

Hey you don't know me

 

People Might like this deal

 

I wish I had the clip by itself. Please do yourself a favor and fast forward to the 22 minute mark and watch Jeff Goldblum talk about his wife. It is my favorite thing ever.

 

lmk when you can get me a decent deal on a pair of Ray Bans, lj

 

Would you rather have to sprint every time you used your legs for movement or have to yell every time you spoke?

 

Oh man sprint. I hate yelling .

 

i hate yelling too but i can't imagine sprinting everywhere on purpose. so i pick yellin

 

Ok but would you rather have your sex change every time you sneezed or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?

 

sex change every time i sneeze. i don't sneeze a lot. but babies and muffins are everywhere

 

Oh dude sex change. If I eat a muffin baby imma be weirded out.

 

@dadbolt any tips on cleaning up an oil spill? I'm talking like 8-10 qts here.

I went and bought two 25 lbs bags of cat litter that I covered it with but I don't know what else to do

 

Yes please how do I do it

 

Never mind, I can read