DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 770

NEVER this is a luxury trip

 

Oh now I get it

 

I’m at the dentist and one of the guys working here is someone I went to high school with who remembers me well that I swore I’ve never met

 

target parking lot then?

 

smh ikea lets be real

 

The parking meter machine was glitching to hell and back so I couldn’t pay for parking and I SWEAR TO GOD If I get a ticket

 

My mouth is so fucking numb and weird and I work in the box office soon ugh

 

If I s my own d it might feel like a different person. Brb.

 

There's a character on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend obsessed with ska. It's hilarious.

 

I don’t want to hang out with you anymore

 

Sitting in the psych office right now and it's def weird in here

 

I know I shouldn’t complain about taxes because they are good and all but they also 100% suck.

 

this is a twilight zone episode

 

Don't be ableist

 

is that jack white?

 

Way too many people in my life are posting the "RULES FOR WATCHING AVENGERS ENDGAME WITH ME" thing earnestly and unironically and this is honestly a good time to start weeding people out of my life

 

Whispers to date
That's the Avengers

 

What? I'm one of them lol

 

$60 copay for 15 minutes thanks America

I also want to know why I have to ask to pay my own copay, they don't even know if I have one?? Kinda ridiculous.

 

what are the rules

 

One: Don't pick up the phone
You know he's only callin' 'cause he's drunk and alone
Two: Don't let him in
You'll have to kick him out again
Three: Don't be his friend
You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you're under him, you ain't gettin' over him

 

I was kidding

 

down down do your dance
do your dance
do your dance

 

I looked it up and oh man