DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 765

I would like to do it sooner, but need something planned as there’s no way in hell I can do that in the office lol.

 

wut

 

why don’t yall just @ teebs next time

 

lmao

 

Bro I can’t say how I feel in the office!!!

 

Should have done it Saturday afternoon smfh.

 

you, feel?

 

Ok

 

That sounds incredible! I'm very jealous!

 

for anyone who might've missed it, here's the story we wrote in the chorus.fm Writes a Children's Book thread:

Kanye freshly cut hair extensions while eating cheesy poems. When after Colby arrived incorrect China applauded Kanye's reading Western literature from Publix where what the fyck nis going on subs are yeeted all night dong. Fuck you Dan. Suddenly Kanye killed Dan with pretzels and made origami garlic soup. Mmmmmm yummy he solidified Kim's butt in legal paper before her children cried.

Meanwhile, in Guantanamo Dan didn't masturbate enough to want Kanye to yeet all night. A tofurkey sandwich sounds scrumpdiliumptious thought Gigitty McGiggerson McClintock.

Everyone slurped down chocolate covered pizza rolls as rain danced happily above Dan's outie 5,000. "Yipee!" I cried sarcastically whilst Dan died. Eulogies aren't always real. Fucknut season is over, but Spring squirrel genocide is peaking Spring squirrel genocide is peaking. Very cool! Summer sucks somedy once told me the potatoes vomited waffles and French Montana. Meanwhile Texas Rangers assassinated Dan's Nintendo buttplug during anal, which was amazingly pleasurable before the lunar eclipse caused Dan to rejoice wildly.

The cops marched one hundred thousand strong geese into traffic. Kanye, Dan, and @dadbolt all got roofied wings for breakfast. Furries fuck furiously and die. Dan just sharted apple sauce joyously all night. Colonics are wonderful thought OldJersey while stroking his switch. Kanye sandboxed Dan until he won an Oscar for worst eyebrows, following castration. Jesus wept understandably because Dan wouldn't stop quoting My eyebrows are outstanding

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino! Buttholes aren't free. However, Dan thinks they are cheeseburgers with spaghetti inside. Silly string Dan is sterile when Frozen ends. Fuck the police. Chicken fries f*ck ass politely whilst Dan watches; Kanye faceplants on cinnamon twists; JFG stands for jergens feels grumpy (cat).

***explosion***




I'm very proud of it. anyone have any suggestions for possible titles?

 

is this a friends episode

 

God dayum son

 

sanch IM KIDDING

 

Goodnight Yeet

 

OK PUnK

 

jk good luck

 

okay you're now cups' alt confirmed right?

 

no cups is now a sanch alt, like me

 

is this really what my posts are like

 

Wow

 

wait wat

 

*insert double entendre here*

 

Me trying to keep all these alts straight

 

we're all @Dirty Sanchez alts if you really think about it