DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 677

Damn Elijah Wood, what happened

 

What you mean

 

Not sure exactly

 

He doesn’t look the same, that’s for sure.

 

People are really relaxed about their odds of survival. You’re sending nukes into an ansteroid and you have one chance and these people have the audacity to throw a cookout? K

 

LOL turn the channel!!

 

No.

 

They’re also being really rude to the old astronaut who actually has experience landing on the moon lmao it’s gonna be so easy.

 

The appearance of clouds on earth from outer space are pixelated like microsoft flight simulator 95.

 

Hey @bigmike do you think maybe you could stop pretending to be someone you’re not and just...


?

 

I want to try the Loaded Nacho Taco box but am concerned about the Sodium warning the app gives me

 

Interview went well I think? I think my best trait in interviews is the most polarizing one. I laugh, smile and joke with a lot of charisma but I fear they want someone that is more serious with the answers they’re looking for

 

Charisma usually wins out.

 

Yes movie theater managers are usually serious

Congrats on crushing it

 

shut the fuck up

 

“We start at $14 an hour. Are you okay with that?”
“Well I currently make $12 so I’m definitely okay with that”

 

So my brother found out that a Micheal Jordan baseball card he had as a kid is worth some money. Once he figured out he doesn’t know what happened to it, he looked so sad.

 

Here’s what this 60 year old dude I work with sketched at podium today :)

 

Go hang out with him

 

It's cool and not egregious that movie tickets cost more than you make in an hour

 

Bruh be Mike is an attitude, a way of life. It’s more than a name.

 

You prolly don’t even know what this is from, infant

 

Be dan

 

no thank you

 

damn people really be upset about their chicken sandwiches.