DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 516

as of today I have three reviews on eBay and they're all very positive

feels good, man

 

No one texts me either

 

Holy shit you know you’re a redneck when your NRA sticker isn’t even the most offensive one

 

You'd be surprised how many Cowboys/Buckeyes fans are in Dallas

Wait no you wouldn't

 

nobody has my number but Derek. and that is how it shall stay

I love y'all but I can't have Colby texting me about cake in milk at 2 in the morning or something

 

I think Derek Chase Kevin Garrett and Dylan all have my number

Can't remember if any other thread frequenters do but I'm also bad at texting so maybe that's why

 

yeah I don't get any texts ever really

 

Oh yeah we have each other's numbers!

 

I get a pretty good amount of facebook messages so I don't care all that much that I don't receive copious texts. I just don't really prefer texting as a way of contact, so I guess that's why I can understand other people not wanting to text me either

 

Dan texted me while I was making that list and I still left him off

 

fucking roasted

 

I know some people here have my number, Dan is the most recent one.

 

new PUP rules

 

but yeah, if any of you ever want or need to talk, just message me on Facebook or here. I'm way more likely to answer that way

 

Good morning

 

I've had some really crazy dreams the past few nights. Two nights ago Sterling saved me and Nicole from a bear attack. Killing the bear with grace and precision. Last night I dreamt that Bobby Flay recruited me to assist in developing the oyster dish at his new restaurant Shark in Las Vegas.

I wonder what tonight holds.

 

tonight Sterling is gonna kill Bobby Flay

 

First dream offends me

 

I had a dream about oysters too but it was that I was eating oysters at a family member's house but we decided to go bowling, and we were walking to the bowling alley and I brought the oysters but couldn't hold the tray steady as we walked so some oysters would fall off the tray, and I got FURIOUS and threw all the oysters into traffic and went back to the family member's house

 

My dog saving my life offends you?!

In terms of greatness, oyster dreams are only surpassed by lobster dreams.

 

no bears were harmed in the making of this dream

 

If it means killing a bear, then yes

 

The bear attacked us. It's not my fault the bear wrote a check that it couldn't cash.

 

Why we killin bears?