DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 484

I forgot my suit, sorry

 

Bout to eat the rest of that pineapple.

Then turkey sandwich for lunch

 

time to get a shrimp, chicken, steak burrito

 

Is that how you look poopin it out?

 

JFG manifesto

 

JFG

 

Stardew Valley rules, that guy is a butthole

 

I live for Roller Coaster Tycoon on my phone.



JFG

 

Jesus Fucking Ghrist

 

Jeff
Foxworthy
Globalization

 

It's true actually, women are only biologically capable of playing very simple games cause they have smaller brains. Liek typically they can multitask well but when it comes to real shit like fps's and stuff they cxan't even compare, i mean have you even seen a female pro gamer? why do u think there are none? yeah exactly.

 

If I win the lottery, I’m gonna write D&D campaigns and pay Jeff Foxworthy to narrate them.

 

Every redditor



insert pepe meme

 

All that talk about accents made me wanna listen to The 1975 for the rest of the day.

 

More things should begin DEAR ALL WOMEN

 

Yeah.

Mostly apologies though

 

And they should end with:

Signed,
A Man

 

We were half way to the restaurant and everyone else in the car got called back to work. Oi.

 

depends on what comes after the DEAR ALL WOMEN....

 

bro i don't want no girls emasculating me by playing my fav games such as

[squints]

Cyberpunxxx 3069

 

DEAR ALL WOMEN

Why I am better equipped to date you as opposed to ANY man:

I am cute n funny
I like animals
I bathe
I shave
I understand how ur brain works
I would never call u crazy
We can sync our periods together

Signed,

Not a man

 

is this the sequel to dean evan hansen

 

This morning I sprinkled some almond on my kids yogurt for breakfast and she asked me if almonds make you strong. I said yes because I want her to eat them obviously. She must not have believed me because she asked google and Google starts talking about how great almonds are for sperm production.