DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 271

I just nailed that phone interview.

Now I need food.

 

What'd you lead with?

 

Do I go to Disneyland today even though it’s going to be packed?

 

No

 

Flip a coin. When it's in the air, you'll know which side you're hoping for.

 

Or, think of a long, long line and having to wait in it for hours, followed by 30 seconds of fun. Then, think of doing something better than that.

Go do that thing.

 

Waiting in line for 31 seconds of fun?

 

is that u

 

Which 1?

 

uh that 1

 

No way to know for sure

 

Doesn't this also describe fishing

 

or sex

 

I don't do any fis*ing you sick ****

 

wat

 

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im gonna make some chicken cutlets for me and the lady friend tonight, finally have some legit thin sliced chicken, I always get chicken that is too thick and I have nothing to pound it down to fucking poundtown one way ticket to poundtown baby

 

use a skillet or a pot! that's what I use.

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, i was using a pickle jar last time

 

do you just like smack it with the skillet?

 

u need that flat and fat bottom!

 

You cook it with the skillet

 

yeah. lay out two pieces of plastic wrap, one on the bottom (on top of a cutting board) and one on top of the chicken and then start whacking.

 

that slappincups post still has me really confused