DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1462

I also am glad Ian's Aunt is ok, but not only that I am also glad all of everyone else's friends and relatives are presumably ok, unless they're not, which I find regrettable

 

Glad I took off tomorrow. NJ trains are trash.

 

Playing both sides I see

 

My statement is automatically so much better than the others

 

In 2019, nobody wants this

 

Or like a non-rotting zombie like Santa Clarita diet.

That would be great actually.

 

What bout duck picks tho?

 

I wanna see a big ass duck

 

No that’d be shit. You’d have to eat people.

 

Yeah but I'd like it.

It's not like they don't like it.

 

Can this ice cream fill the void in my cold black heart? We're about to find out!

 

Zombies are hella dumb and not a threat at all. Any zombie wearing a pair of pants would eventually waste away enough to where the pants would fall down and they’d trip and fall and be done for

 

fucking dumbasses lmao

 

Haha. Thats why I said a non-rotting zombie.

 

Spoiler alert: no, but it can make you feel kinda sick for a little while which takes your mind off things. If you're anything like me.

 

I didn’t read your silly post. I just saw the word “zombie” and ran with it

 

someone hasn't seen Warm Bodies

 

Illiterate fuck

 

I'll take it!

 

Not that I couldn’t read, dear John, but that I chose not to read through something written with the skill of a Neanderthal.

 

y'all got me craving a midnight blizzard now

 

Saw it in theaters. Remember 0%