DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 1007

my girl has taste James

 

can they just do that without warning? that seems so dangerous

wth Sanch

 

It's a personal attack against @bachna84 and @Dog with a Blog for sure.

 

Oh shit...double zing

 

He will fill out the most melodic excel spreadsheet you’ve ever imagined

 

Lmfao

 

and @dylan

 

Yeah but that's deserved

 

I thought it was a poor joke until aliens hit me with the bald knowledge

 

What did I do!? I’m pleasant.

- Dylan probably

 

Could be. @Dog with a Blog still applies to that standard.

 

Ok

 

what did chasetx get up to

 

i made a monkey's paw wish. i can play guitar but i can only play weezer songs.


that's not a joke. i only know weezer songs.

 

Post a cover of Pork and Beans

 

If only I didn’t learn Weezer songs when I was young I wouldn’t have asked out my first girlfriend who was half Japanese by playing El scorcho

 

we know you don’t joke

 

I’ll take this as an opportunity to say I will cover any Weezer song on camera for $5

 

Is that one of the gals you’re with now?

 

I thought I was so cool when I was 14 and learned the neat little riff before the last chorus of buddy holly

 

No, but the one who texted me good morning is also half Japanese

 

Damnnn so the gal from this morning, you’d say you’re “with”?

-Dr. Mr. Serotonin, RS, Esquire

 

is it kitkat?

 

unless he knows multiple girls with mixed Japanese ancestry which apparently he does