Daily AMA • Page 72

@sleepy so you're currently single? Who do you send weird pics to then?

 

You gotta word it as a question!

 

@sleepy do you like this song? please say yes

 

Sleepy do you ever dream about me?

 

wake up, @sleepy

 

Unfortunately. Currently one of my friends im plotting on lol.

 

Gotta be in the mood for this realm of shit but yes i do.

 

Hi Dylan!

 

Hello John

 

Darn I forgot about this tbh!! I wanted to ask @sleepy to write me a poem!

And also:

If someone was trying to get rid of their food chopper and you thought they were giving it away for free by their wording and u were too dumb to ask how much they wanted for it and said you'd take it, but they later implied that they would've liked money for it, but then deny it when you offer, what would you do?? Accept their answer and cringe thinking about the faux pas every day forever until eternity, or try to sneak money into their purse??

 

Asking for a friend?

 

No this has never happened to anybody but I always like to be prepared for every possible scenario that happens in life!!

 

I wish I could help but I'm such a freeloader that I don't even feel guilty about it anymore.

 

I am cheap but don't like to appear cheap tbh!!

 

The more you lay on the charm, the more you can get away with

 

This is a big request haha. I didn't even know you knew of my poetry. I may have to revisit this

 

I will settle for a haiku

A limerick is also acceptable

 

@sleepy tell the popcorn story in here, please?

 

went to the movies with my ex and at one point I guess she got bored so she ran her fingers across my lips unexpectedly, and I kinda licked my lips, and looked over at her and she was tryna be intimate by being intimate with herself so i over-animated my reaction by turning towards her with the popcorn in hand, grabbing a handful and said "go on" and then as she did I in my lulz before all mentality at the time took some of said handful of popcorn and said "...now the popcorn tastes like pussy" and she didnt find it funny till about 2 hours later but also told me if i do that again she push me into traffic on the walk home from said movies.

 

Thanks

Is the popcorn story always the same or do you have different versions of it?

 

I'm not gunna make up shit that didn't happen lol. Life has presented me enough ridiculous situations for enough stories I don't need to fabricate them lol.

 

ADD ME ADD ME! Please.

 

@thesoftskeleton do it up

 

Done! I’m giving you tomorrow/Friday because I’m doubting I’ll be in the mood to do it lol