Daily AMA • Page 69

I didn't know if that went against your rules. I'm proud of you.

 

Haha same in Superbad! I've definitely been there before, so I know what you mean. I think I was there last Saturday

 

at this party his mom confiscated like a quarter of weed off my buddy who's birthday it was younger cousin. she gave it to us lol. my one friend who was bummed about a girl got so high on weed n pills he fell asleep outside on the porch (this being late october in new york) woke up sick as a dog at like 3am.
we ordered like 5 pizzas at 10am the next morning, when me and my friend went to pick em up the people at the parlour could tell we had a night lmao.

 

Remember, Jacob, my focus is on politeness. Letting guests make the first choice is polite. However, should Derek make an ridiculous requests, he's sleeping on the porch.

 

I imagine you have very trim shrubbery around your porch? Maybe you've even carved out various bush animals?

 

@sleepy Still need an answer

 

i don't have any flora or fauna in my apt

 

im sure if you find a guy named Jack and you're willing to pay him enough you could get your popcorn flavored that way.
We here at sleepy's popcorn enterprises don't have one in stock atm we will eventually branch out beyond the flavors of my ex's I will keep you and @Joe4th updated.

 

@sleepy Have you ever **** *** **** ** on a *** **** **?

 

I honestly read this like you just formed this sentence to use all those *s lol

 

@dylan will you sleep with me on the porch

 

@bachna84 do you have questions for sleepyhead?

 

Hear my name
Take a good look
This could be the day
Hold my hand
Walk beside me
I just need to sayyyyyy

 

@sleepy favorite popcorn flavor?

 

You know the answer will be trout

 

sleepy pg answer: the next flavor
jokes aside: cheddar

 

it would be rude not too, @dylan

 

@sleepy have you heard the Passion Pit song sleepyhead?

 

@sleepy how many hours would you say that you sleep on a typical night?

 

I don’t sleep next to anyone unless I’m drunk.


So get me drunk and maybe

 

Don't encourage him

 

me n dyl gonna get lit and snuggle

 

@sleepy Isn't that a pleasant image?

 

no

 

I hate to be touched when I’m sober but I’m cuddly when I’m drunk.