Daily AMA • Page 390

do cucumbers taste better pickled?

 

@Shrek when was the last sex dream you had?

 

chicken

looking at it purely objectively, i don't think so. i don't think they serve a purpose in the ecosystem other than being food, and overpopulation is already rampant so food is not scarce.

prob never haha. i gave up the avatars though, is the name itself creepy?

i think the closest i've come to gardening was burying my dead cat in the backyard

so yes

 

@Shrek when was the last time you watched Sex & the City

 

What'd it blossom into?

 

who would you stand to win a fight against the most and the least? A bear, a ninja, or a cowboy? Why?

 

What are your guilty pleasure TV shows? Past or present?

 

How can I fill the void in myself that I've been hollowing out for the past 13 years?

 

@Shrek did you ever find some dookie on a playground as a kid? I did

 

i think i am better now but i really need a new wardrobe, my weight has been all over the place that my current assortment is a mish mash of years past and i hate most of it. now that i've maintained being less than 250 for a few months i think i trust myself to invest in more slim clothing lol

the username one. the point was to make myself a little harder to find if one were to want to

hard no

hhmmmm. idk, since i stopped smoking i kinda dream a lot less. it's been at least a couple of months

 

@Shrek I don't have a question.

 

I hate that guy

 

do you take massive shits?

 

Elena tried to get into it but gave up a couple eps in, so like a year ago

a corpse

a cowboy the most because he's prob a drunk idiot and i could outsmart him
a ninja the least because it's a ninja their whole thing is they kill things

i don't believe in guilty pleasures, i watch pro wrestling haha. i have been adoring This Is Us, that show makes me all kinds of emotional. as a 6 year old boy i was so into Care Bears my dad thought i was gay,

i think i must refer you to resident @R.S. Dr. Serotonin

no but i found nimrod HA

 

sure do mikey

 

Do you ever plan on getting high again?

 

wtf you mean nimrod, Shrek?

that's a legit question

 

Is turkey bacon ever acceptable?

 

Should I ditch work right now?

 

i do, but it's a ways off. i wanna be settled into a new job and i am having the worst luck of my entire life this round of hunting.

green day joke

i don't think i ever found a turd on the playgroud

ugh. conflicted. my crazy aunt and uncle that got custody of me were all about skim milk and turkey bacon. i grew to accept it but haven't had it n 10 years and i'm sure i'd wretch at it now.

 

the answer you were looking for is no.

 

hell yeah

 

How?

 

Last time you took a crap and thought "wow, I can't believe that came out of me"?

 

tell them your wife is going into labor and then show them a bunvh of pics of @ChrisCantWrite's kids when they ask for proof