Daily AMA • Page 388

@Shrek

Don’t give Dan an AMA if he’s not gonna take it seriously.

 

Lol, you are the first person I've ever seen suggest that Chasing Amy is the lesser Kevin Smith movie!

Also, if you'd kindly direct your attention to this podcast, you would understand that I am the Movie Jesus, and that my hot takes on movies are gospel...

EDIT: last time I'll plug it here, promise!

 

Livin' Like Sara



Not the last time

 

Do you think people who have ugly babies know it and are in denial? If (when) you have ugly babies will you be honest about it?

 

Yeah they are in denial. I'm beautiful so my children will be very fortunate.

 

Ah, you're in denial, I see

 

I mean look at me

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really?! I thought it was an extremely common take

 

@Shrek why

 

Who would you select as your Donkey?

 

@Shrek so how exactly did you meet Fiona I mean Melissa, I know it involved a board game night but the timeline is fuzzy

 

@oldjersey

but he wouldn’t get to talk or be Eddie Murphy, just carry my shit around

 

@Shrek, top five cartoons of all time

 

my buddy is a kind of a jack of all trades, photographer/artist/game dev/etc, so through networking he has a billion friends and i finally went to one of his game nights that i always had to skip while in my last relationship. Melissa was there and she was incredibly kind and sweet but she is that way to everyone and i thought nothing of it. a couple of days later she snagged my number from the group text he used to rsvp people and now i am a very happy man who spends a lot of time getting his ass whooped at connect four

 

fuck this is hard because most of them are from my childhood and not like current things im into.

- Hey Arnold
- Ed Edd n Eddy
- Dragon Ball Z
- 2 Stupid Dogs
- KaBlam!

 

@Shrek why is @Dog with a Blog still jealous and obsessed?

 

@Shrek why is Dylan the way that he is? Same question about Dan

 

2 things:

Why did you have to skip them before?

Are you really talking about Connect Four here or is this code?

 

idk have you sniffed more butts than him? may be a god complex

@dylan because it gets a reaction out of people and it's adjacent enough to how he actually is that he can wear it with ease

@oldjersey because well chicken parm, The Acacia Strain, and New Jersey

 

because i was in a toxic relationship and was depressed all the time and never did things

no we've seriously played a ton of connect four lol

 

Strip or naked connect four?

 

y'all can dig deep and get real i'm feelin' froggy

 

neither haha our connect four sessions are platonic

 

Make game night more interesting Cam

 

@Shrek I know your parents have passed but is there any one thing you wish they were still around to witness since then? Anything you're glad they didn't?



If that's too real you don't have to answer, I just know you've seemed open in the past about talking about them