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Daily AMA • Page 322

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Shrek, Jan 8, 2018.

  1. Larry David

    I'll see you again in 25 years Prestigious

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  2. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I have a friend in real life named @Benjamin Lee...did you know that?
     
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  3. sophos34

    Prestigious Supporter

    Ben I literally had a gerbil related question to ask you last night but I forgot it



    OH WAIT I REMEMBER


    When you reach into your gerbils cage and start moving stuff around do they ever come up to your hand and head butt you because mine does
     
  4. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    Chicken or tuna salad
     
  5. Deathco_019

    Drummer

    Who would you rather hang out with for a day: Todd or Mr. Peanutbutter?
     
  6. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    When are you going to answer some of these questions
     
  7. ncarrab

    Prestigious Supporter

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  8. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

  9. Larry David

    I'll see you again in 25 years Prestigious

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  10. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

  11. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    Is your name a combination of Ben Moody and Amy Lee honoring their powerhouse classic album “Fallen”?
     
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  12. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I appreciate the long game :crylaugh:
     
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  13. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
     
  14. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    @Benjamin Lee why did The Ataris make a song saying you suck? Seriously though is it weird that there's a Ben Lee?
     
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  15. thenewmatthewperry

    performative angry black man Prestigious

    @Benjamin Lee If Digimon were real would you spend more time in the digital world or the real world with your digimon partner?
     
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  16. Ken

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    How would you rate your AMA so far?
     
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  17. sophos34

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    ben if you dont show within the next two hours im taking over your AMA and doing round 2
     
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  18. Benjamin Lee

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    If by that you mean I shit Benjamins... yes. It's a super power all Benjamins have.

    As a continuation of the previous answer, no. All my money comes out of my asshole. And I know you don't know what's going on with my asshole, but I do. And I do not want that shit to come in contact with me unless absolutely necessary.

    Yes, except the turkeys would be alpha and humans would be eaten on the regular for being shit creatures.

    Listen man, I don't want any trouble... But, for me, emergencies only. I never shit unless I'm home unless the only alternative is shitting my pants.

    I've never cried in my life.

    Gerbil. Nothing against Gerbil, but Gerbil is better.

    Yes. But keep it secret. Don't need everyone on this site to know their in the presence of a god.

    Yeah. Benjamins have a meeting once a month on talk about the shit people in our lives... You've come up once or twice.

    Yes! Sometimes. They usually come up to me and like, grab my finger. I don't know what exactly they're doing. They're the goofiest animals and I love them. haha

    Chicken. More because of a recent memory of mine. My dad was like "Do you want to go to Chicken Salad Chick?" (a fairly new restaurant in the area I used to live)... And I was super confused that whole time. I thought it meant like, a green leafy salad with chicken. But when the food was taken out, it was just a scoop of chicken salad. Chicken salad has won ever since.

    Mr. Peanutbutter. Todd has had the largest dose of reality, and while Mr. Peanutbutter is getting that a bit now, I think there's still more soul I could crush in him than in Todd.

    With an attitude like that, never.

    I don't give a shit.

    No, but that would be cool. It's just my boring old real name. My social security number is 666-69-3425, if you were wondering...

    I am the devil.

    Because I do suck. And are we talking other used on this site Ben Lee, or musician Ben Lee? Me and other Ben on Chorus are name brothers until death. Me and Ben Lee the musician are sworn enemies because he's made it harder to release music under my own name.
     
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  19. Benjamin Lee

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    Not enough existential questions. 5/13

    It'd probably be better than mine... but I am here.
     
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  20. Benjamin Lee

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    Digital world. Probably spend most of my time on pornhub with my bud there.
     
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  21. Fucking Dustin

    Professional wife haver Supporter

    What do you think happens to you after you die, and what do you think would make you happiest to happen to you after you die?
     
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  22. sophos34

    Prestigious Supporter

    rodents are such underrated pets
     
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  23. sophos34

    Prestigious Supporter

    the best post of the ama is always the first post from the amaer
     
  24. Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    Are you certain that you're not dreaming right now?
     
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  25. Benjamin Lee

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    Oblivion as an answer to both. I forgot the man who said this originally, but Richard Dawkins eventually quoted it, it was essentially "I doubt not being born yet was never an inconvenience to you". I'd prefer that to any of the alternatives.
     
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