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Daily AMA • Page 310

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Shrek, Jan 8, 2018.

  1. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    I've only lived in two haha


    Slightly haha

    If Blatles wins MVP I'll drink only Bud Light for the rest of my life.

    If you want, yes haha
     
  2. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    I’m going to be rooting hard for Bottles this year. You’ve dug your grave.
     
  3. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    I am too haha. I'm cautious but they're beginning to earn my trust. They've gone about this smart.
     
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  4. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    What are your favorite fantasy books?
     
  5. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Did your family ever have shag carpet growing up @CarpetElf ? Did they want shag carpet? I can get them a good price.
     
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  6. St. Nate

    LGBTQ Supporter (Lets Go Bomb TelAviv Quickly) Prestigious

    @CarpetElf what are your favorite fantasies of me?
     
  7. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    My family? No.
    My friend's Suburban? Fuck yeah.

    What's your price? I'd love a shag.

    3. You're Mitt Romney trying to better connect with and understand the youths.
    2. You're actually most of the A1 thread on different accounts having conversations with yourself.
    1. You're Jason Tate.
     
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  8. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    $139.99
     
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  9. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    i could totally see Mitt Romney cracking a Nattie Ice at a 3EB show
     
  10. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Hell yeah.
     
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  11. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Can a Mormon drink Natty ice @CarpetElf
     
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  12. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

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  13. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    i can’t think of a more mundane beer
     
  14. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    not his day
     
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  15. Benjamin Lee

    Trusted

    @CarpetElf are you for hire? my carpet has no elfs but sometimes i think "damn, could use an elf here" when I look at it. you'd be pretty comfortable on my carpet, and would even have two gerbils and a hamster to talk to while you did your carpetelfing.
     
  16. Larry David

    I'll see you again in 25 years Prestigious

    Nice
     
  17. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    nice
     
  18. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    NICE
     
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  19. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    Yeah sure, what's the rate?
     
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  20. Larry David

    I'll see you again in 25 years Prestigious

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  21. CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

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  22. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    So Mormon is code for 69 now huh
     
  23. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I might try to go Mormon tonight if ya know what i'm sayin'
     
  24. Benjamin Lee

    Trusted

    What's your usual rate? I am pretty flexible price wise when it comes to buying magical beings for my bedroom.
     
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  25. dylan

    Prestigious Supporter

    @CarpetElf what are your thoughts on transparent coffee mugs? do you believe they allow for silent judging of those around you due to their ability to see how dark/light you drink your coffee? What is your preferred style of coffee mug? How do you take your coffee? What brand do you use? How to you prepare your coffee?
     
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