Daily AMA • Page 25

The atmosphere in this thread today is completely different from what it was yesterday

 

I've never seen this side of you, Ian!

I like it!

 

if it's before 9 and she tries to initiate i reject her, if she objects i kick her out. if it's after 9am we shower and then do the deed. it's not that hard!

 

It's only 8:15 @dylan time. Just wait, the storm misery is coming

 

Too late

 

Nevermind, guess the bs starts now

 

I think @dylan limits human interaction to avoid having to deal with the way society sees his rules

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen How's your shrubbery?

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen What's your favorite thing about yourself

 

@dylan you shouldn't be answering questions, stop taking away from Ian's day you bully

 

What's the best Mean Girls one-liner?

 

Danny devito I love your work

 

Correct, I won't shut down this thread today.

 

I hate myself, sorry Adam you've exceeded your allotted amount of questions

 

wat

 

Which Mighty Ducks character do you see yourself as?

Favorite Looney Toon?

Best Nicki Minaj feature that isn't Monster?

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen you're in a grocery store. you're in a rush to bring a snack to a persons party and you're running late. you bolt down the chip aisle and immediately get stopped due to a traffic jam. on the right side of the aisle is a little old lady with a framed picture of her now deceased husband sitting in the child's seat of the shopping cart. she brings it with her everywhere she goes. they were married for 53 years and they never spent a day apart. she's feeble. maybe 5'2" and 94 pounds. her hair is thinning and you can tell by the clothes she's wearing she has a moth problem in her senior living facility apartment and doesn't get out very much.

on the left side of the aisle is a worn and weary store manager and what appears to be a rather new employee. you can see by the loose knot in the tie he is wearing that he had a fight with his wife again this morning before leaving for work. his kid broke his juice glass at the breakfast counter and you can tell by the yellowed stain around the right leg cuff that the orange juice got on him as well and he changed clothes at the last minute, rushing to get to work on time. The new employee looks to be either a senior in high school or a freshman in college at the local community college three blocks over. she looks like she's living at home, with her single mom, who got her this job at the grocery store because her mother is a cashier here. at least part of this young woman's income is going to keep the heat on in her and her mother's one bedroom apartment.

Time is running out. You have to get down the aisle and get your bag of Sun Chips original flavor chips. Which do you do?:

• kill the widowed woman and run down the right side of the aisle, but you then become cursed and have to keep the framed picture of her dead husband with at all times for the rest of your life
• kill the manager and young employee and run down the right side of the aisle, but you have to marry the young woman's mother and raise the manager's child
• turn sideways and try and scoot and squeeze between the two, BUT your crotch and your butt have to touch both people on either side of the aisle, and you have to make eye contact the entire time

 

That's fucked up that you even came up with that.

 

Charlie I guess, haven't seen it in forever
Bugs Bunny
Side To Side

 

Can we thread-ban dulam

 

What about option 4 where you turn around and walk down another aisle and come back from the other side?

 

is it the "dick bicycle/menage tricycle" rhyme?

 

Ian, is it acceptable that Dylan texted me after midnight last night

 

this is huge

 

i want to see the grocery stores dylan goes to that don't have room to easily get around that situation in the aisle.