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chorus.fm Slays the Dragon... or Dies Trying (D&D Campaign) • Page 16

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Shrek, Jun 29, 2017.

  1. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    youre all set you joined and thats all i needed
     
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  2. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    I have worked out a ton of kinks - your tokens are tied to your characters sheets, and any damage you take you can control with a click and it will save to your character sheet. I picked tokens for you guys for now, but you can change them. Look at the hips on @nl5011

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  3. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    Danny Dorito omg
     
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  4. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    I'm gonna get home and hop on around 6, mainly to finish tweaking some stuff, but if Joe or Mikey wanna jump on to work out first-time kinks and such I'd be happy to help and dick around with you guys before 7.
     
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  5. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    In our first session, three arguably adequate adventurers stumbled upon the entirely deplorable fledgling township of Pawvertee. More graveyard than not, the town had lost over 50% of it’s population to two dickish dragons hell bent on trolling this town into the ground.

    Danny Dorito, Broncaho, and Neil Hardtaint seemed to be the remedy for the town’s woes as the dragons fled to the distance the second our meager party approached the bar. The initially grateful barkeep was soon debating whether or not she'd rather have the dragons back over this gaggle of assholes. Bad manners and worse jokes led the party to Prince Robby Fuckface, heir to Pawvertee’s nonexistent fortunes, as he was passed out on the floor in a pile of depression (and mead) induced vomit.

    Robby’s pleas for assistance mixed with an ominous omen found in the town’s abandoned martial arts dojo instilled something very rare in the front of our party’s minds - the desire to do anything, ever.

    At Robby’s behest, our “heroes” made their way to an abandoned cave that may hold the key to the bad juju keeping Pawvertee under constant duress. A cave of many chambers, only one was accessible without an ancient form of sorcery, and all that one had in it were three skeletons that took roughly forever to defeat.

    The path to the cave was more telling - a landscape strewn with the bodies of past adventurers and wannabe heroes, ranging from unknown humanoid frogs to a modern day US Marine.

    What does it all mean? Is there a King and Queen of Pawvertee, and from where do they rule? How the fuck did Neil forget he had a wolf companion until the session was basically over?

    Find out tonight. Maybe.
     
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  6. Borat 2: Vengeance

    The Pitbull of Chorus.fm Prestigious

    I can confirm that I will be around and hence will play
     
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  7. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    did you pick a character homie
     
  8. Borat 2: Vengeance

    The Pitbull of Chorus.fm Prestigious

    Human fighter (folk hero) from the preset ones.
     
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  9. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    Cool! Just click the Roll20 link, make an account, and join the game and I'll get you set up in a few hours
     
  10. Borat 2: Vengeance

    The Pitbull of Chorus.fm Prestigious

    I thought I already did. I did it earlier today.
     
  11. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    oh cool! nvm then, can't check from work
     
  12. dadbolt

    Prestigious Prestigious

    can i trade my wolf in for a swarm of hornets
     
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  13. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    ... maybe
     
  14. nl5011

    Trusted Supporter

    Dude yes!
     
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  15. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    your wolf has to die first derek
     
  16. dadbolt

    Prestigious Prestigious

    RIP Billy i barely knew or remembered u
     
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  17. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    if you kill your wolf first thing i swear to god
     
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  18. dadbolt

    Prestigious Prestigious

    im gonna feed him too many of brochahos tubers
     
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  19. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    Can I roll to kill Derek right away
     
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  20. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    you can do whatever you like but that will make you chaotic evil lol
     
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  21. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    also cam might allow himself his first drink in a few weeks this evening
     
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  22. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    I’m still not sure what I want my character to be. He’s a smug asshole who wants to scrap
     
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  23. dadbolt

    Prestigious Prestigious

    I prob wont be ready until like 630 or so my time

    you dont need permission to end me joe
     
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  24. Shrek

    can't be made fun of Prestigious

    so we'll shoot for 7:30 eastern then. i'll be on around 6-6:30 tho if you wanna see my pretty face and play with thangs.
     
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  25. Son Goku

    Super Saiyan

    Why would you wanna slay the dragon, they grant wishes!
     
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