Brand New - Science Fiction (August 17, 2017) [ARCHIVED] Album • Page 948

I jammed with some new guys and rocked out Out of Mana, Sowing Ssn, and Noro the other night. Was very cool. And now I have blisters and bruises from drumming too hard and not hitting only the drums entirely. Very fun!

 

I like when he says he doesn't look like the kind of guy who used to do anything.

And when he talks about blacking outand waking up with more money on him than before he blacked out.

 

"I look like I was sitting in a room eating saltines for 28 years, and then I walked out here"

 

I feel like this is relatively softball, but we took everything from my roommates bedroom and set it up in the living room one night when he went out and the rest of us stayed in, and he was not in a state to do anything about it when he got back so he just had to sleep in the living room that night. (We helped move it back in the morning though).

There was also the """prank""" we pulled on our landlords where we slowly destroyed the apartment we were renting over 2 years, but that's a story for another day.

 

In freshman year of college, me and a couple of guys on my floor duct-taped one guy's mattress to his wall after he had left to go out for the night. To this day I'm still pretty impressed that the mattress was able to stick for that long.

 

Duct tape can do anything if you use enough! There's a special cruelty in messing with people's beds while they're out drinking. That's the one salvation at the end of the night haha

 

This makes me hurt

 

We used to drink at a place called "The Overpass" named after Soco. Relevant

 

Looks like we bout to get fucked UP wen I hit up da SLC in a few months!


:p

 

Ugh the first time I had one I was at a Christmas party at my house already pretty drunk then I had a half of one. I remember it being 1:30am and setting it down on a table then waking up at 10am the next day. In addition to that, I woke up to a girl I had never met before poking her head in my room. I get up to ask who she is or where she came from, and I see her squatting over my roommates trash can about to pee in it. So redirected her to the bathroom across the hall, and went back to my room and fell asleep until noon.

 

L O L. Everything about this is fantastic. I had one once and I puked my brains out. Bad stuff. They’ve changed them now though cause like people were dying haha. No caffeine anymore I don’t think

 

College students were 100% dying. I think at least 5. That was when me and everyone that I knew were drinking them stopped. We all acted nuts. I would be such a raging asshole when drunk on that stuff. It was a regular thing for about a year too.

 

Not even 75%, they straight up 100% ded

 

I think my max 4 loko was 4 in one night, and that was one of the worst hangovers I've ever had

 

Hahaha. Hilarious on a re read. Said it cause you said "I think."

 

I mean, you can get a vodka red bull and it’s pretty much the same thing. The Red Bull is speeding up your heart and the alcohol is slowing it down and your body is just like nope

 

What's taking you to SLC?

 

Wedding

Assuming I can afford it. Haven’t figured out that part yet

 

2 friends and I were in a car stuck at a railroad crossing. My friend who was in the backseat crawled through the back of the seats to the trunk (do cars still do this?) and the driver popped the trunk.

My friend in the trunk jumped out and ran down the street between the other cars screaming and flailing his arms.

I think now if there's 10 unsuccessful attempts in a row it wipes the phone completely. Just an FYI.

 

Wedding

Assuming I can afford it. Haven’t figured out that part yet

 

Wedding

Assuming I can afford it. Haven’t figured out that part yet

 

This one time at a bar on the Jersey shore I asked the bartender for a Twisted Elbow and he takes a Corona (light), dumps it out to the bottom of the neck and then topped it off with tequila. Strange.

 

Dirty Corona is when you drink (or pour out) the neck of the beer and fill the rest with baccardi limon. Mix it like you would with a lime and it's fucking delicious and lethal.

 

"He's only MOSTLY dead. There's a difference between being all dead and mostly dead."

 

Ohhh I'll have to try this. Yeah I was a little shocked that this guy managed to screw up a Twisted Elbow. Usually it's a pretty common drink order there.