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*drinking the whole pack*

“I got no regret right now”

 

*buzz starts kicking in*

“I’m feeling this.”

 

*drank way too much; drunk*

"Show me the way to bed."

 

*wakes up in a random persons apartment*

“So lost and disillusioned”

 

My roommates and I legit woke up to some random dude sleeping on our couch in college lmao. He rolled over and was like "...have you guys seen my phone??" And my roommate told him he needed to leave immediately haha.

 

When you drink too much Feelin This and then put on Dude Ranch.

 

Dude was just chillin wtf

 

Another time we woke up and someone straight up stole our cabinet door from our kitchen. Like WTF?

 

Lol love that….I’ve have a lot of drunk stories but they are not really shareable haha.
I’m definitely glad I grew out of all that though and got it straight.These kind of stories are always fun when they far far far behind you haha

 

Hahaha too true, I have a million stories about my roommates or some rando who attended a party at our house. One of my favorites is my roommate didn't know you couldn't leave a pot on the stove with nothing inside it. It stuck to the glass top and shattered it.

But yeah I also have manyy that are unshareable

 

alright wtf is going on now haha

 

Travis.Is.Out.

 

So many Brazilian fans commenting on that post. Don’t blame them though.

 

Social media sucks, all around.

 

Kardashian Kurse

 

he broke 2 fingers now

 

I don't understand how he hurts himself drumming so much

 

And Mark deleted all of his tweets since May 2020…

 

He uses a service that deletes tweets regularly.

 

Skiba get ready for another 8 years

 

I need this service, honestly. Lol I'd delete most of my history, but i want to keep the tweet that Tom retweeted, so I'm not sure that's possible.

 

But why only from May 2020 to now? Don't they usually delete before a certain time rather than after?

 

No idea which one he uses. And it’s not like Twitters API is reliable these days

 

My roommate and I came back from the bar in college to some random dude peeing in our bathroom.

 

One time me and, a now, ex walked back to my car at like 2am in the dead of winter from a bar to find a drunk rando passed out in my car with the heat blasted and my ex’s Gavin Degraw album blasting through the stereo all while wearing my winter jacket I left in the car.

We approached the car wondering why car was on as I had my keys in my hand. Turned out we had the same car and his key worked for my car. His car was in the same lot. I woke him up and he calmly said “fuck, I’m sorry bro. I thought this was my car.”. Then he took my jacket off and his key out of the ignition and walked to his car.

my ex just had a look of amazement on her face.

We were completely sober and just left our friends. Later, nobody believed us. So, I’m happy we will always have that insane moment to share.