Astro 1ounge • Page 534

Don't think I won't tag Jason dirtman

 

You picked a helluva time to drop in

 

Jason Dirtman, he was in AD season 5 yes?

 

Because they got the dirt versions of everyone for season 5. Dirt Writers, dirt actors.

 

We're all proud of you, man That's really great of you and very hard to do. Congratulations!

 

"I want to get an arrangement. It's my friends 51st wedding anniversary, they just put their dog down, and Clemson is playing Saturday. What do you recommend?"

i recommend you start over.

 

White for the wedding anniversary, red for the blood from the dog dying, and orange for Clemson

Easy, hire me

 

You fuckers are going to make me get an In n Out double double with grilled onions and animal fries

 

lmao

 

I'm sure Laura would be down for that. You're hired!

 

" congrats on your dog dying sorry about your anniversary oh no I really messed up "

 

I just wanted to say toodle pip cheerio

 

the card is literally "we're so sorry. congratulations! good luck!" with no context lol

 

that’s incredible hahaha

 

I feel like @CarpetElf could write a hit sitcom based on his flower shop experiences

 

i'm taking notes, don't you worry

but also don't you hold your breath

 

????

 

wait why the fuck didn't they just pretend to be Luke Skywalkers parents.

 

oh it’s a show I thought everyone was talking about @ComedownMachine being problematic

 

Why is this masterpiece not on any streaming services?

 

retweet

 

what's going on with your avatar there buddy?

 

I can lend you the DVDs but it would be hard via mail

 

actually I just looked and it’s on amazon prime if you have that