Astro 1ounge • Page 306

It's already been established he grew up super religious and also he is a boss baby

 

nothing fucks you up more than the combination of jesus and being voiced by alec baldwin

 

I am the most normal person on this website

 

If being a real life meme is normal now..sure

 

You play destiny 2. This is a big blow to your credibility.

 

IAN!

 

i am the best-iny at destiny

 

Another hit to your “credibility” here.

 

okay i think we’ve had enough dylan for the rest of the week

 

I didn’t see Dylan’s original post and only saw your quote and assumed it was an edit done by you.

Wow. That is so bad. So so bad.

 

This is something Michael Scott would say

 

Are we back to the stripper discussion?

 

i'm seeing boygenius tomorrow i'm so excited.

 

Yeah

 

So one day off per year?

 

No sir. You **** it wrong. One annual leave day and one sick leave day per month.

 

Do y’all delete your text threads? I probably should. I have like 150+ and most of them are nothing. I feel like I will need them for some reason but I almost never do

 

can you stack those or how the hell are you supposed to ever take a vacation?

also that's awesome @Shrek

 

lol after 5 years you’d still only have 5 days off. Not worth it. Just call off at that point @Mr. Serotonin

 

i delete mine at the beginning of every month except for ones where I want to keep the whole history of the conversations like Kaitie's, derek's, my families, etc


i usually just keep kaities because i use to to prove her wrong a lot with an imessage analyzer app

 

That’s healthy.

 

she thinks she's right all the time so I gotta show her the facts