Astro 1ounge • Page 297

Who are the exceptions, in your eyes?

 

@Mr. Serotonin

 

You doubled down on being wrong I see

fuck right off with this

 

[quoteIn the young United States, one of the loudest anti-masturbation voices was a Michigan physician named John Harvey Kellogg. The good doctor was a bit uncomfortable about sex, thinking it detrimental to physical, emotional, and spiritual well-being. He personally abstained from it, and never consummated his marriage (and may have actually spent his honeymoon working on one of his anti-sex books). He and his wife kept separate bedrooms and adopted all of their children.[/quote]

 

Take your shitty BBQ and leave

 

I'm unhinged, first you come for cereal now spaghetti

 

im pretty sure to be a user of this site you have to be an adult, which you clearly are not if you're eating cereal and spaghetti

 

I just think it’s hilarious that if he doesn’t like it, it’s automatically deemed a children’s food lol. Like, I’m not a big spaghetti fan either, I could never eat it again in my life and be totally satisfied, but that doesn’t make it a children’s food.

 

Says the boss baby

 

Dylan is just lashing out against things he thinks are for kids because he's going through puberty

 

boss baby just doesn't like cereal because it's too hard to eat when all his teeth haven't come in yet

 

I bet for lunch you even have PB&J and some cheez-its too, Joe

 

i wouldn't get too wound up guys, @dylan literally eats the same thing every day. He preps unseasoned chicken breast and white rice a week ahead of time.

 

I feel fine when we're high
I'm gonna ***** you on fire
We ***** so hard, you make me c**
Let's ***** everything on fire

 

Better than jellybeans you shitheel

 

Dylan probably hates chicken tenders that monster

 

Just bought some dino nuggets yesterday

 

chicken tenders are for adults, chicken nuggets are for children

 

@dylan is a gimmick

 

I'll still smash some drunk nugs

 

He's a walking bit

"i don't do bits"

beat you to it asshole

 

Gonna do a Dylan spite day tomorrow

Breakfast:
Cereal

Lunch:
PB&J
Cheez-its

Dinner:
Spaghetti

Dessert:
More Cereal

 

What was in his refrigerator/ pantry

 

limiting foods and tastes to certain ages to maintain an image is for sad insecure people
@dylan

 

@Joe4th you better act up or you won't get a Mott's apple juice box to go with your infantile dinner