Astro 1ounge • Page 216

ugh that’s way less fun than i remember

i choose to observe an alternate reality where what i thought is true

 

Okay here's the rundown:

About 2-3 years ago I was visiting family in Texas.
While I was there I was swiping on Tinder when I was bored
I came across a profile of a very attractive woman
Her bio was one sentence
"Stick a bag of jellybeans up my assssssssss"
I superliked her because that's hilarious
No match

the end.

 

do one now

 

you have disappointed me and ruined my fun, as always

 

@thesoftskeleton scares and intimidates me in the best way possible

She has what the kids call BDE

 

This is just asking for more shitposting

 

The legal advice subreddit is so damn interesting

 

hahahahahahhhhhaahahahahahha

true story: when kaitie and i were in the middle of like talking/getting to know each other whatever that dumb pre-dating stage is and whatever you want to call it, I was talking to @dadbolt about it and he was convinced her and I were probably going to date at some point and I said "derek, I don't want to date kaitie she's mean and scares me."

 

Nobody cares

 

Great story
Please tell it again

From the beginning

 

what's the ending to this story?

 

Who cares

 

He's with the mean scary lady I mean my friend

 

i do. i like mean and scary women

 

deletedeletedeletedeletedeletedeletedeletedeletedeletedelete

 

I like them with a crunchy exterior but soft at the core

 

idgi

 

We aren't talking about cookies

 

I forgot to mention before that @dylan is also mean and scary

 

Sure

 

my co-worker was standing by me and I asked her why she was so close to me. she walked away and someone described that as "the most Chase thing ever"

so what I'm doing is clearly working out well

 

Hahahahahahahaha I mean if the peg fits

Hush

I love this for me thank you Ian

 

I’m pleasant

 

Cookies should not be crunchy, they should be soft and chewy. If you have a crunchy cookie it was baked too long. This is law